goofy little tales, of a goofy archon, with a goofy personality and he's a little silly. read to find out. ok. bye
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a/n: hi pookies. i forgot abt this. i wrote this chapter a very long time ago compared to when i am now posting it. i think i wrote another draft chapter. but i will try and do more. pookies expect much from me. love ya
venti didn't remember his friend's old birthday so he made it up. and every year for a millennia or two, him and his dearest friend zhongli had met up to celebrate this joyous occasion. even though he didn't age, it was still kind of fun. emphasis on 'was'. now it was getting a little boring.
zhongli never liked to change it up. every year had to be the exact same thing. they'd find a nice spot, sit, eat the usually rancid cake that zhongli made (that venti didn't have the heart to admit was disgusting) and drink. i mean, the last part never got boring. but the horrible taste of that cake haunted him and he dreaded each birthday because of it. you'd think after thousands of years of practice, he'd at least develop sone baking skills. well, not like venti could talk.
it was the only time that zhongli didn't reprimand him for drinking though. "it's your birthday, do what you want." he'd always say. so at least one day of the year he could not be the fixation of zhongli's complaining.
i mean, from an outsiders point of view, it was kinda romantic. but don't get it wrong at all. it was more awkward than anything, until a couple drinks had gone down.
as per usual venti met zhongli on starsnatch cliff. it was quiet up here, mostly for zhongli's sake. he'd die of humiliation if anyone saw him. some people just care about their reputation, and venti had known him for too long to care.
"here." zhongli handed him a box. the usual presents were a couple mora and maybe like a rice bun but this present looked actually decent this year. "i had extra money this year, i got you something nice."
this was suspiciously kind of him...
venti opened the box hesitantly. venti was the goofy silly prank archon, but maybe zhongli found himself yearning for that title.
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"woah.. this is a neko atsume tabitha w/blue ball 6in plush.." venti held the keyring up. "it's cute i guess... but.. umm, i think you're showing early signs of dementia. i'm not a cat person..."
zhongli sighed. "okay i lied i found it on the street. i had no money and this is the only thing i could gift you."
"you're so resourceful!!" venti grinned. "what a thoughtful gift." he attached it to his (fake) vision. "i'm so stylish rn 🥰"
