ShadowPeach Oneshots

That's How You Kiss

Macaque sighed happily as he rested in the tree branch. His tail swayed slowly as he slipped into sleep. The sun was shining, the birds chirping wasn't to loud and it was warm but with a nice breeze. The baby monkeys of the mountain were napping at the base of the tree. Perfectly peaceful.

"Mango!" The hazel furred monkey landed on the branch making the other jump up.

"Geez peaches you scared me" the black haired monkey tried to calm his pounding heart.

"Heh sorry mango" Wukong gave his friend a sheepish grin.

"Where were you anyway?"

"I was in one of those human villages" the monkey king sat down next to the six eared monkey.

"You have been traveling there quite a bit" Macaque hummed in thought "are you eating humans again?"

"Haha no, nothing like that" Wukong chuckled.

"Then enlighten me your highness" his tone was dripping with sarcasm.

"Humans have ceremonies called weddings" Wukong pulled out sachet of dumplings "they have free food!"

"Is it free or did you sneak in and steal it?" Macaque knew his friend to well by now.

Wukong had a mischievous grin "whaaaaat, me steal? Never~"

Both monkeys burst into laughter knowing full well what the king did. He abuses his shape shifting powers way to often. Macaque popped one of the dumplings in his mouth giving a satisfied groan. Wukong's tail wrapped around his friends as he shoved a dumpling into his own mouth.

"Ya know I was confused at first why humans ended their ceremonies with a kiss" Wukong mused in between bites.

"Oh?" Macaque was confused on where the king was going with this.

"But I get it now, it's like that rule!" Wukong grinned "if you lick something it's yours."

The black furred monkey stared at the happy king dumbfounded "how do you think people kiss!?"

Wukong just stared blankly at him "ya just lick the other person right?"

Silence filled the air between them and the king started to feel nervous under the others stare. Macaque burst into laughter almost falling off the branch as he double over. The hazel monkeys cheeks flushed in embarrassment as he watched his friend lose it.

"What? What's so funny?" The king pouted.

"Licking isn't the same as kissing" the black furred monkey was struggling to catch his breath.

"Then what's the point of kissing!?" Wukong threw his hands up in defeat.

"I don't know if this counts as innocent or stupidity" Macaque had a smug grin plastered on his face.

Wukong shot the monkey a glare "I just dont see the point mango."

"Its a sign of affection peaches."

"So is licking" wukong popped another dumpling in his mouth.

Macaque was about to argue back then thought it over. His cheeks flushed red and he chuckled "you may have a point."

The king rolled his eyes and popped a dumpling in the others mouth. Macaque shot him a glare but it faded quickly. His tail tightened around Wukongs as he relaxed against the trunk of the tree. The hazel monkey just stared at his resting friends their conversation replaying in his head.

The king leaned towards his companion and pressed his lips to the others. The black furred monkey's eyes widened in surprise at the action. His cheeks flushed, his eyes closed and he leaned into the kiss even allowing wukong to pull him closer. Arms around macaques  waist hugged him tighter almost afraid to let him go.

The shadow monkey pulled away with a small smile "what was that for?"

"I wanted to show you some affection" Wukong returned his smile "you mean the world to me mango."

"T-that was sappy" poor macaque was left flustered.

With a playful grin the king licked up his companions cheek making the other squeal in disgust.

"What was that for!?" Macaque growled at the other.

"I claim you as mine" he grinned triumphantly.

The six eared monkey froze for a second letting everything click in his brain. He tackled his king knocking them out of the tree and onto the ground. The baby monkeys at the base squealed in terror and ran off causing the two to laugh.

"You ok peaches?" Macaque sat up pulling his king with him.

"You'll have to try harder than that to hurt me."

"Trust me I know" Macaque pressed his lips to Wukongs in a short kiss.

King pulled the other to him and letting the monkey nuzzle into his chest. He relaxed against the tree trunk hearing the black monkey purr slightly.

"I wish we could stay like this forever" wukong sighed happily.

Macaque grunted an agreement to comfortable and tired to verbally respond.