ShadowPeach Oneshots

Trading Pick Up Lines

"I just can't seem to ask him out no matter how hard I try" Mk laid his head on the table.

"It can't be that bad" Macaque rubbed the boys back, trying to comfort him.

"Have ya tried pick up lines?" Wukong grinned.

The demon monkey and teen just shot the monkey king questioning looks. The king just sighed deciding he had to provide an example. Hooking an arm around the demon monkey and gave his best flirty smile. This just made Macaque give him a funny look.

"Hey Mango~ are you a library book?"

"Wh-" Macaque didn't even get a chance to ask his question.

"Because I would love to check you out~" he punctuated with a wink.

Macaque froze trying to figure out what just happened. Mk had his eyes glued to the two monkey's, curious for the results. Wukong however started to sweat as a reaction was taking to long.

"Peaches you can't even read" the demon announced point blank.

Wukong froze and Mk doubled over laughing at his mentor. Macaque shook the arm off him and turned his attention to the teen. Waiting for Mk to calm down from his laughing fit.

"Bud just talk to him you don't need to use whatever that was" Macaque pointed back at the sulking king.

"It's called a pick up line!" Wukong hissed.

"Well your not picking up any one with it" the demon rolled his eyes.

"I bet I could!" Wukong's eyes filled with mischief.

"Go sulk some where" Macaque rubbed his temples getting annoyed.

Wukong by miracle listened to the demon and went to the living room. With a pout he plopped onto the couch and played with the tv. He wasn't really giving up, a playful idea entered his mind. He glanced back at the black furred monkey giving his successor advice and grinned. Macaque's fur bristled feeling the kings eyes on him, he dreaded what was about to happen.

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The demon popped another dumpling into his mouth and gave a satisfied groan "pigsy these are amazing!"

"New recipe I'm trying out, I even added a nice kick to them for people like you and Red son" the Pig grinned proudly.

"Much to spicy for me" Tang whimpered feeling his tongue burn.

Macaque rubbed the monks back sympathetically. Not every one liked spicy food like he did but to be fair Pigsy did warn Tang he wouldn't like them. Tang smiled a bit appreciating the comfort. Pigsy plopped a glass full of milk in front of the monk.

"That should kill the burning"

No hesitation the monk chugged the liquid then sighed in relief "thank you."

Macaque's ears twitched as the door opened and closed. Mk and Wukong entered the noodle shop laughing about something. The demon shrugged it off not caring what they were talking about. He popped another dumpling into his mouth, happily enjoying his treat.

"Oooooo new dumpling recipe" Mk reached his hand out for one but Pigsy smacked it. Mk recoiled his hand with a yelp and pouted.

"I made them for Macaque and there to spicy for you" Pigsy glared at the teen.

Macaque felt Wukongs tail wrapped around his waist as he slid up next to the demon. Tang and Pigsy shared a confused look then stared at the monkey's. The demon sighed, he could practically feel the mischievous energy flowing off the other.

"You know, they say the Celestial realm is the happiest place on earth" Wukong grinned "well apparently no one has ever been standing next to you~"

Macaque groaned "Wukong noooooo."