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The Tenth Doctor- Salt!

"Something's inhibiting my insides." The Doctor mutters sat down straining. I raise my eyebrow confused. Suddenly he bunches forward and screams in pain. "Gah!" He grunts. I jump up and run over to him. "I've been poisoned!" He grunts gripping onto the chair with all his might. He curls his knees up to his stomach and I place a gentle hand on his stomach rubbing gently.

"What do we do?! What do we do?!" Donna panics while I try to soothe my husband the best I can. "He's right! It's cyanide! Sparkling cyanide!" Agatha Christie tells me.

The Doctor jumps up and stumbles towards the door. He trip over and grunts in pain. He runs out and down to the kitchen. We all follow along running after him.

"Ginger beer!" He cries and grabs a cook's shoulders. "I beg your pardon?!" The cook asks shocked. "I need ginger beer!" He begs. "The gentleman's gone mad!" A woman claims as my husband searches through the cupboards.

"I know a lot about poisons Doctor! There's no cure! It's fatal!" Agatha panics. "Not for me! I can stimulate it and I can reverse it with protein! I need protein!" He shouts sweating leaning against the counter. Donna rushes about its Agatha and tries to find some protein. I brush Doctor's hair from his eyes and rub his belly. "Deep breaths love." I soothe panicked.

"Walnuts!" Donna exclaims and hands my husband the jar. He opens it and pours them into his mouth. He puts  the jar down and mimes something. He shakes his hand as if shaking something! "I can't understand you!" Donna panics.

"How many words?!" I ask holding him around his waist. He holds up one finger. "One!" Donna goes along with it.

"Shake! Milk! Shake! Milk! Milk! No it milk! Um! Shake shake shake! Cocktail shaker! What do you want a Harvey Wallbanger?!" She  exclaims.

"Harvey wallbanger?!" The Doctor groans shouting.

"I don't know!" Donna yells.

"How is Harvey Wallbanger one word!?" The Doctor growls.

"What do you need?!" I ask panicking. "Salt! I was miming salt! Find some salt! Something salty!" He groans panting. "Here!" Donna says passing us a bag. "What's that?!" I ask. "Salt!" She smiles. "That's to salty!" He yells. "Oh it's too salty!" Donna rolls her eyes.

"What about this!" Agatha hands him a jar and he nods. He opens the jar and takes a mouthful of it! "What's that?!" Donna asks. "Pinto beans!" Agatha tells her. "What is it? What else do you need?" I ask my husband. He makes a gesture with his hands like an explosion.

"It's a song! Murmur!" Donna says in a funny voice.

"Um I don't know! Camp town races?!" She asks.

"Camp town races?!" Doctor growls.

"Well I don't know! Towering inferno!" She says sarcastically.

"A shock! Look shock! I need a shock!" He tells us.

"Donna do it! You have my permission!" I tell her. "Alright then! Big shock coming up!" She huffs. She grabs his shoulders and smashes her lips on his. He jumps back shocked and tries to pull away. Finally Donna let's him go and he throws his head back causing a black smoke to come out of his mouth. "Detox! I must do that more often!" He sighs. Donna looks at him shocked. "The detox I mean." He tells her. "Doctor! You are impossible! Who are you?!" She asks him. "That doesn't matter now. Dear are you alright?" I ask him checking him over. "I'm fine." He laughs and grabs my hands. "I have another shock for you." I smile. "What is is?" He asks. "I'm pregnant." I smile.

"Huh?" He asks shocked and passes out on the floor.