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I get these from a generator btw

Miles: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Mika: What If it bites me and it dies!?

Chapa: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mika, learn to listen.

Bose: What if it bites itself and I die?

Ray: That's voodoo.

Chapa: But what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Mika: That's correlation, not causation.

Bose: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Ray: That's just kinky.

Miles: Oh my God...it was just one simple little explanation. How did it get to kinks?

Mika: Shouldn't have mentioned it then.

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