*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Miles: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Mika: ...I did. I broke it.
Miles: No. No you didn't. Chapa?
Chapa: Don't look at me. Look at Bose.
Bose: What?! I didn't break it.
Chapa: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Bose: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Chapa: Suspicious.
Bose: No it's not!
Ray: If it matters, probably not, but Schwoz was the last one to use it.
Schwoz: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ray: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Schwoz: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ray!
Mika: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Miles.
Miles: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Ray: Miles... Chapa's been awfully quiet.
Chapa: REALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Miles, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Miles: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Miles:
Miles: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
FanfictionTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
