Again, they are aged up 18+ :)
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Miles: I owe you one.
Bose: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Miles: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Bose: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Miles: Stop.
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Chapa, sweating: Mika, there's something I need to ask you-
Mika: Finally! You're proposing!
Chapa: How'd you know?
Mika: Chapa, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Mika: I even picked it up once.
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Chapa: *angrily presses Mika against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Mika: ...
Mika: Are we about to kiss-
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Miles: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Bose: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Mika: I feel like doing something stupid.
Chapa: I'm stupid, do me.
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Bose: Wow, Miles, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Miles: We literally slept together yesterday.
Bose: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Mika: This date is boring!
Chapa: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Mika: Then why did you invite me?
Chapa: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chapa I'll do whatever I want!
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Miles: I like your new pants!
Bose: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Miles: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Bose: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Miles: Thats's... not what I meant.
Bose: That's a terrible way to run a business, Miles.
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Mika: *seductively takes off glasses*
Mika: Wow...
Chapa: *blushes* Haha... what?
Mika: You're really fucking blurry.
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I need someone to physically grab me and take me away from my computer like....
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
FanficTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
