Mika= My bestie, Bose= My other friend, Chapa= Me. Also I'm too lazy to add an emoji. ALSO PRETEND CHAPA LIVES WITH HER PARENTS.
Mika: *sends picture of her face*
Chapa: You bitch ass motherfucker (idk why I actually said that lmao)
Boss: Mika is alive guys
Chapa: When did u take that lmao
Bose: We thought she was dead
Chapa: Yeah I just got home from hers and didn't die or get kidnapped
Chapa: Or yelled at by my parents
Bose: MIKA BETTER TALK LMAOOOO
Mika: *Sends picture of whatever* (Again idk)
Chapa: I was terrified that they were gonna be furious and yell at me but it's okay
Mika: Bonjour
Chapa: BITCH
Bose: She's aloveee
Chapa: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Bose: I found you a girl Mika
Mika: Huh???
Mika: Who
Mika: What
Mika: Omg
Bose: Her name is
Bose: Raspuchia
Chapa: Wait
Chapa: I'm not good enough for Mika?
Chapa: Is that what ur saying my guy
(For context, this is just for fun lol)
Mika: Ooo??
Chapa: Qhqhaha
Mika: Bahhaa bruh
Chapa: But like
Chapa: I'm not good enough??
Bose: Proceeds to send picture of Raspuchia*
Bose: Here you go
Mika: HAHAHAHA
Chapa: I'm OfFeNdEd
Mika: GOrgeous
Chapa: I'm not good enough :(
Chapa: You go be happy with her
Chapa: Qhahaha
Bose: I CANT BREATHE NOW–
Chapa: BREATHE
Chapa: AIR
Chapa: OXYGEN
Bose: SORRY MIKA I GUESS YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE FOR A BIG WET KISS
Chapa: *Sends random videos of when she was with Mika*
Chapa: I was hiding behind a door waiting for Miles (He's a replacement for the name of a friend)
Chapa: Cause I was texting him in Mikas phone and he was confused cus I was saying shit like "I'm just.....nonexistent"
Bose: Mika needs to be existent right now cus she's nonexistent
Chapa: Ikr like qhahah
Bose: TELL HER TO COME BACKKKK
Chapa: I just yelled at her to come back
Chapa: Also, what the fuck happened to _________
Bose: I killed her
Chapa: QhahahH
Bose: We are gonna have a funeral for her at 11:30 tonight (It was like 11:15pm)
Chapa: I called Mika carrots girl
(probs doesn't make sense but my bestie is a redhead but lets just say Mika likes carrots, also it was kinda an Anne of Green Gables reference lmao)
Bose: We are gonna have a wedding for Mika and Raspuchia at 12:00am
Chapa: If I'm still awake by then I call being her maid of honour idc abt who else wants to be it
Bose: Okay I'm the officiant
Chapa: Miles will be a guest
Chapa: We should add him to the gc
Chapa: Let him see the shit that goes on here
Bose: MIKA SUIT OR DRESS?
Chapa: BRUHHHHH
Chapa: DON'T GHOST US NOWW
Chapa: WE'RE TRYNA HELP YOU GET READYYYY
Bose: YASS KING PLSSS
Bose: *Sends picture of a scene from Norbit*
Chapa: WE WANNA SEE YOU WALK DOWN THE AISLE TONIGHT AND MY PHONE'S AT 18% BITCH
Bose: Bro your bride is ready brooo
Chapa: We're all ready
Bose: We'll call thooo
Bose: Let's call
Bose: Omg tell this bitch Bose will drag her ass to the alter if she has to
*Minor time skip*
Bose: 19 mins till showtime bitches
Chapa: Fuck yeah
Bose: *sends voice message*
Chapa: Carrot-loving ass brudda
Chapa: You forgot to add that my guy
Bose: Yes
Bose: *Says it in voice message*
Chapa: Qhahhaa
Bose: 15 minutes!!!
Bose: *Spams her social media user*
Bose: 4 minssss
Bose: 1 minute!!!!
*12:00am hits*
Bose: Nowwww
Bose: *Says some wedding thingie*
Bose: Stand for the bride
Bose: *Sends picture of same scene from before*
Chapa: She isn't even active lmao
Bose: Idc
Bose: *Voice records shit and telling Chapa to take her place*
Chapa: Bitch I'm too tired to do this I'm not taking carrots place
Bose: *Starts saying funny wedding things*
Chapa: AHAHAHAHA
Bose: *Continues to say wedding things*
Chapa: My phone's at 15 and I'm tired so Imma head out
Chapa: Peace out bitches
Chapa: Sleep well
Okay but actually experiencing this was funny as hell. That's what goes on in a gay group chat lmao.
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
Fiksi PenggemarTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
