All of these are Christmas because I'm feeling Christmassy. Also, Mika and Chapa are Christmas addicts in some cause I say so....also because of the Christmas episodes.
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Chapa: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Mika: Chapa, no.
Bose: Mistlefoe.
Mika: Bose, please stop encouraging her.
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Bose: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Mika: Not this again.
Miles and Chapa: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. He has a point.
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Chapa: Dear Santa,
Chapa: I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
Chapa: And it was worth it, judgmental bastard.
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Bose, wearing a Christmas sweater and other décor: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Chapa: Look, I absolutely love Christmas but dude, YOU NEED MORE DECOR LIKE WHAT IS THIS SHIT!!
Mika: Chapa's right Bose. Like, where are the light-up socks and slippers? Also, you need WAAAY more Christmas lights. Wait here while I get everything.
Miles, slightly concerned and whispering: It's only the 3rd of November...
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Mika: *Dancing to the Hershey's holiday commercial in the living room*
Miles: ...Why?
Mika, through tears: When this commercial comes around, you KNOW it's Christmas.
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Miles: Good morning Mi-
Mika: GET UP MILES. YOU NEED TO LEARN THE JINGLE BELL ROCK COREOGRAPHY. THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE, I HAVE TO SHINE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Miles: But it's only November...
Mika: I said MeRrY cHrIsTmAs
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Miles: Mika I swear to God, get down before you end up in the hospital.
Mika, standing on an unstable makeshift ladder: THE. STAR. GOES. ON. TOP. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF I GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!
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*Christmas night*
Chapa, singing: I kiss you a Merry Christmas, I kiss you a Merry Christmas, I kiss you a Merry Christmas!
Mika: That's not the lyrics....
Chapa: Do you want that kiss Macklin?
Mika:
Mika: Yes
Chapa: So shut your mouth and let me kiss you.
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Mika: On the 7th day of Christmas villain's gave to me...
Chapa: 7 mini-lasers
Mika: 6 mental breakdowns
Chapa: 5 thoughts of incredible violence
Mika: 4 hours of crying
Chapa: 3 all nighters
Mika: 2 days of running around
Chapa: AND A WHOLE LIFE OF RAPIDLY DECLINING MENTAL HEALTH-
Bose and Ray: ....Should we be concerned?
Miles and Schwoz: Most definitely.
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*In their envygram gc*
Bose: Snow got me feeling some type of way O_O
Mika: That's hypothermia...
Chapa: Hypothermia not good.
Miles: Hypothermia bad.
Bose: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas. Those liars....
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And that's all...for now. I'll do more later.
Also, Imma start a few Christmas oneshots in like half an hour so byeee :)
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Hayran KurguTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
