Enjoy :)
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Ray: You okay kid?
Mika, laying on the floor facing the ceiling: I'm very mentally unstable
Ray: Damn, me too
Ray: No, wait, hi mentally unstable, I'm Ray!
Ray: Wait, no, what's wrong?
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*They decide to use a ouija board at Chapas house*
Miles: Is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through board: Y..E..S
Chapa: Great! Rent is due the first of every month!
Mika: And we have movie night's every Friday if you wanna hang out :)
Spirit, Miles, Bose: What the fuck...
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Miles: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Mika: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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Chapa: Dammit, Miles!
Miles: What?! It wasn't me!
Chapa: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Bose!
Bose: Not me either.
Chapa: Oh...Then who set the man's nest on fire?
Ray: *whistles*
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*The squad right before Mika's wedding*
Miles: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Chapa: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Bose: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Ray: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!
Schwoz, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!!
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Ray: Walks into the laundry room
Ray: What's all-
Ray: *Sees Chapa shoving Bose into the washer while Miles records and Mika watches*
Ray, walking back out: NOPE, I'M NOT DOING THIS TODAY!!
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Mika: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Bose: Is it me, Mika?
Mika: No, it's not you.
Chapa: Is it me, Mika?
Mika: It's not you either.
Miles: Is it me, Mika?
Mika:
Mika, mockingly: Is iT mE Mika?
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
FanficTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
