BTW I'm doing incorrects cause they're faster and I'm stuck on a oneshot :) Also idk if I said it yet but lots of these are generated and might have my own little tweaks (idk how to spell it)
Miles: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Chapa: You mean literally or figuratively?
Miles: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Ray: Schwoz...
Schwoz: Oh no, 'Schwoz' in b-flat.
Schwoz: You're disappointed.
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Mika: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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*everyone playing T or D*
Bose: Okay, truth or dare?
Mika: Truth
Bose: How many hours have you slept this week?
Mika:
Mika: ...Dare
Chapa: Go. to. bed.
Mika: I don't like this game.
Miles, sitting there concerned: ...
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Miles, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Bose: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Miles, with the tone of someone who is used to Bose: Outstanding.
Miles: This is what I'm talking about people.
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Mika: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Chapa: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
A/N: I like this one, also happy pride bitches :)
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Mika: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Mika and Miles, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Chapa: Our turn, Bose! One, two, three- vanilla!
Bose, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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(Lets just say they're like 17 ok? ok.)
Miles: Why are your tongues purple?
Chapa: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Mika: I had a red one.
Miles: oh
Miles:
Miles: OH
Bose:
Bose: You drank each other's slushies?
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Mika: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Bose: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Mika: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Mika: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Bose: What did you do?
Mika: Nobody died.
Bose: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Bose: I was arrested for being too cool.
Chapa: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Ray: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Chapa: I do have a sense of humor you know
Ray: I've never heard you laugh before
Mika: We've never heard you say anything funny before.
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
FanfictionTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
