Ship incorrects

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I'm gonna do most/all ships I know of.  Also we'll just say they're all aged up to at least 18 for this chapter, just depends on the incorrect. Yes, there's gonna be gay shit so if you no like, then leave.

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Chapa: Did it hurt when you fell-

Mika: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-

Chapa: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Mika: ...

Chapa: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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*Bose is crying after a breakup*

Chapa: There there, Bose.

Bose, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Chapa: Great question—

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Bose: And now for a gay update with Chapa and Mika.

Chapa: Getting gayer.

Bose: Thank you, Chapa.

(I love this lmao)

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Chapa: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Miles: Peonies, why?

Chapa:

Miles: Were you going to get me flowers?

Chapa:

Miles:

Chapa: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Bose: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Chapa: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Miles: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Bose: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Miles: That one. I want that one.

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Mika: Is something burning?

Bose, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Mika: Bose, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Mika: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Bose: This is a lie.

Bose: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.

Bose: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS!?!

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Mika: Well, Chapa and I finally did it!

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