Mika: *Singing some song for the 5th time*
Miles, from his room: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(I created this one)
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*The team having supper together*
Bose: Mika, can you pass the salt?
Mika: *Throws Miles across the table*
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Mika, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Chapa, in a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Bose: What the hell are you guys doing?
Chapa: Playing systemic oppression
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Bose: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Mika, not looking up from her book: Spear.
Bose: BLOCKED!
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Chapa: Man, we only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Mika: Oh, I'm always running
Miles: ....The question is from what.
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Mika: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Miles:
Miles: Mika, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Mika: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Miles: Croissants: dropped
Mika: Road: works ahead
Chapa: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Bose: Shavacado: fre
Ray: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Schwoz:
Schwoz, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Miles: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Mika: Nope, absolutely not.
Chapa: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Bose: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Ray: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Schwoz: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Miles: Top 30 reasons why Miles is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Mika: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Bose: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Miles: Alright, what's 30x17?
Bose: 47
Miles: That's not even close.
Bose: But it was fast.
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Danger Force Oneshots/incorrect
FanfictionTW- Some chapters include swearing, fights, death, suicide first off.....Cover was created by me. You can see the full thing on my Instagram, _danger_outsiders Second....Hi! this is gonna be a oneshot and incorrect book specifically for Danger Force...
