Indestructable abominations.

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After trying to find the kitchen failing miserably for the hundredth time, Kat decided they should do something else. 
To be fair it was a long day. 
*You wander around the castle, getting lost at almost every corner.  How annoying. They just need to find their old room. Damn. They started calling it 'their room' how strange. More like a prison cell. A small voice in their head said.
Out of all the similar doors they finally found one that looked familiar, even though they all did. But this one was 3 doors down from the left turn.
Finally a 'bed', or a mattress on cement works too.
They opened the door and there was an actual bed. Like a real one. It even had a squish mellow.
Kat hissed as they threw the sad looking squish mellow to the ground. It looked like a cat, and with a horn, and it had wings and a mermaid tail.
"Why? Just why?" Kat looked at it and pondered how to destroy the abomination.
"Maybe I can burn it? Na. I'll give it to Killer. Na. Horror. Definitely horror. I could also give him a lighter. Shoot. Don't have one..." Kat sat on the floor thinking aloud.
"Oh well. I'll do it tomorrow." Kat said. They threw it underneath their new and improved bed, without even daring to look it in the dreadful eyes.
Then Kat proceeded to have the worst sleep of their life.
Kat woke up with a jolt. Maybe this is why their sleep schedule was so bad in the real world.
Nothing more to do now. Kat tried, but found they couldn't get into a comfy position to actually fall asleep. They sat starring into the darkness for a while.
"Might as well do something productive." Kat said. They reached under their bed to grab the abominable mermaid princess thing. They tried not to look at it. Thankfully it was so dark, all they could feel was the unreasonably soft...fur? They guessed that they got no more that 2 hours of sleep. It was an improvement to their usual in the other world. Probably about 2 hours more than they used to get. Kat walked down the torch lit hallway, trying to think of ways to destroy the abominable squish.
Maybe they'll smash it with a chair until it starts to become unrecognizable.
Ya. That'll work.
They went into the unnecessarily large dining room. Especially considering that they're are only 6 people in the entire castle who try to stay as far away from each other as possible. Meaning that they never eat together, and in the castle, they don't even eat. The only person who goes there is horror for obvious reasons.
It should have taken Kat 5 minutes to get there, but it took them 4 times that, because they kept getting lost.
They also didn't even bother to look at the abomination, they probably would have reflexively hissed at it.
The dining room was dark. Too dark to see the thing. Perfect. Time to commit the perfect crime.
Kat threw the abomination under a chair and made sure the leg was sharpened before attempting to destroy the abomination. Nothing happened.
It was indestructible!
Ah yes. Fire. That's what they needed. The torches!
"Time for plan b." Kat said as they found a torch and took it off the stand and carried it to the dining room.
They closed their eyes so the light of the flame could illuminate the unicorn fairy princess thing without them looking at it.
The fire went out. As soon as it touched the thing it went out.
How tf was this thing... wtf. At least they couldn't see it.
They didn't have a plan c.
Knives. There's probably a knife set in every room. There's probably one underneath Kat's bed actually. There! In the middle of the table. A knife.
Kat took the knife.
*Abomination of a thing approaches!
*Fight.
Kat slashed at the ugly thing with all their might. In their opinion, it could've been uglier than Nightmare, and that was saying something.
*The knife cracked and broke.
"H-how?" Kat made an indescribable face, similar to the face one would make when trying papyrus's best dish.
Killer isn't gonna be happy about that one.
"What are you doing?" Nightmare said. He didn't see the thing yet. All he saw was Kat holding a broken knife. The chandelier above turned on and Kat hissed and kicked the abomination over to Nightmare. He also, proceeded to hiss.
The scene that followed looked a little like Cats playing hot potato with a cucumber.
The game ended when the thing got hit by Kat a little off too the left and under the table.
"I'm gooonnna go, back to sleep now." Kat said awkwardly Scooting out of the room, fully aware they won't get a wink of sleep.
At the corner of their eye, they saw Killer with a camera recording the whole reaction.
Who didn't seem to notice that they saw him until Kat said:
"Oh, you're about to be sorry." Kat said looking in his direction. That's when Nightmare noticed him.
*Killer had a bad time.
"We are never gonna talk about that again." Kat said.
"Agreed." Nightmare responded.
"What were you doing up?" Nightmare asked.
"..."
"Oh. I was...busy." Nightmare said with a sneer.
"I still was going to use it. But I just got done, so I haven't gotten any time to do so."
"Do what?" Kat asked
"You still got bags under your eyes." Nightmare pointed out ignoring Kat's previous question. 
*Man, do you hate Nightmare.
Kat rolled their eyes.
"C'mon. Let's go." Nightmare said.

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