Warning: This chapter mentions sexual jokes, gay stuff, and depressive feelings.
Florida: I'm the smartest, wisest person in the group.
Gov: Your hand is stuck in a vending machine.
Florida: I paid for a white claw, I'm getting a white claw.
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Gov: I'm gay and confused.
California: About your sexuality?
Gov: No, not about being gay. I'm just very confused. *Looks at Florida being Florida*
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Louisiana: Damn, the power went out.
Florida: Don't worry, I got it.
*Florida cracks his back and starts glowing*
Louisiana: Wha-?
Florida: I drank the stuff in glow sticks.
Louisiana: Mais sha! You didn't save me any!
Gov: WHY DID YOU DRINK-
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Louisiana: Can you pass the pepper?
Utah: What's the magic word?
*Louisiana starts chanting in Latin*
Utah, panicking: JUST TAKE IT!
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Southern states: You can't sleep your problems away.
Georgia: I can try though.
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Gov: Why is there a carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Maryland: They needed adult supervision!
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Texas: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Louisiana: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Gov: Wait- what?!
Louisiana: Night sha.
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Pennsylvania: If I was a gardener, I would put our 'two-lips' together.
Maryland: *blushes*
Ohio: Why can't we be like that?
Michigan, not looking up: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Ohio: That's why.
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California: Why are you smiling?
Texas: What? Can't I just be happy?
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