Warning the chapter contains mentions of drugs, suicidal thoughts, cussing, sexual jokes, death, and murder mentions.
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Gov: Let's play a game, it's called two truths and one lie. Florida you start.
Flo: Okay, I have brown eyes, I think California's a bitch, and I assassinated John F. Kennedy.
Gov: Come on its gotta be a little harder then tha-
Cali: His eyes are green.
Gov:
Gov: You did WHAT?!
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Illinois: Does anyone else like knives? Like. Not in an edgy way, but like the design and making 'em?
Chicago: Just admit you're bi and move on.
Illinois: They just look cool...
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Florida: Can you pass me the people opener?
Texas: *Hands Florida the people opener*
Georgia, having half a heart attack: Did you just call a knife a people opener?!
Florida: Is that not what they're called?
Texas: Just go with it Georgia.
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Florida, with an ouija board: Loui? Can you hear me?
Louisiana, laying on their shared bed: Flo, mais sha I'm right here me.
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Iowa: I wanna kill my ex but make it look like accident...
Kansas: Say less.
*Later*
FBI: Looks like the killer beat this guy to death with a bat then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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Florida, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: Get out of my car!
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California: I think I found a way to make money-
Florida: You'd make a decent stripper.
California: I would make an amazing stripper but that's not what I'm talking about-
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New York: Why's the 10 gallon idiot walking around with a plant?
California: He said too much bullshit today so I'm making him carry around that to make up for the oxygen he wasted.
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