Statehouse Stuff ig

Explanation (Me Procrastinating)

So basically this is to just explain each states sexuality and their relationships. There's like one straight person so if that upsets you, you should go read another fic cause this one is too gay for you. The ships mentioned are my favorites and the ones that make the most appearances. I'm still open to new ships and requests with other ships.

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Alabama: We love an asexual bisexual. He doesn't really have a preference for either men or women. But he does have a preference for sleepy peach dad's. That's why he's dating one. (Summary: Asexual, bisexual, dating Georgia)

Alaska: Tall gay boy dating a small gremlin with a Napoleon complex and dating another gremlin who hates everyone but loves the Buffalo. (Summary: Gay, polyamorous, and dating New York and Rhode Island)

Arizona: Our man likes two genders but still can't get any bitches. (Summary: Bi and single)

Arkansas: Loves masculine peoples. But still can't get one. (Summary: Minsexual and single)

California: Our favorite gay boy! Our poor gay boy has been crushing on a cowboy for decades. And they didn't even get together after they kissed. But the clueless idiots finally got together. (Summary: Gay, and dating Texas)

Colorado: High gay man. Our favorite tall anxious weed man dating the  traumatized religious overprotective dad. (Summary: Gay, and dating Utah)

Connecticut: Hates everyone until he doesn't. He doesn't hate Minnie. (Summary: Demi and with Minnesota)

Delaware: Hates people. Until he gets to know you. But still hates everyone. (Summary: Demi and single)

Florida: Our chaotic gremlin who doesn't know how to choose. So he doesn't. He just gets with both the swampy party boy and the Fed. Miami is fine with not showing up as often. (Summary: Pan, polyamorous, and dating Louisiana and Gov)

Georgia: Our favorite fruity sleepy peach dad cuddling with Alabama. (Summary: Pan, ace, and dating Alabama)

Hawaii: Our favorite lesbian loving being alone on her islands. (Summary: Lesbian, ace, and single)

Idaho: Refuses to admit he's out of the closet. Especially with another gay. (Summary: Gay and dating Oregon)

Illinois: When separated from Chicago he's perfectly fruity and happy but Chicago is just fruity. (Summary: Illinois is bi and has a little crush. Chicago is gay and single. They separate whenever possible)

Indiana: As long as your masculine. But still can't get no one. (Summary: Minsexual and single)

Iowa: Yes but also no. (Summary: Aroace)

Kanas: Well he likes you but he likes you more. (Summary: Polysexual and single)

Kentucky: A cowboy dating a cowboy. Doesn't sound very straight you two. (Summary: Gay and dating Tennessee)

Louisiana: Our favorite swampy party boy fell for his best friend and the Feds man. (Summary: Omni, polyamorous, and dating Florida and Gov)

Maine: Once again, a bisexual who can't get any bitches. (Summary: Bi and single)

Maryland: Our favorite crab dad loves everyone but mainly sassy peoples. (Summary: Pan, polyamorous, and dating Massachusetts and Pennsylvania)