Warning: This chapter contains poison, cussing, kidnapping mentions, weed, arson, blood mentions, gay, murder mentions, and some sexual mentions.
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Michigan: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Ohio: If you were husband, I'd drink it.
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Texas: Can you please stop talking about your sexuality for five minutes?
California:
Florida:
Gov:
New York:
California: Any gay.
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Therapist: So what do we say when we feel like this?
Gov: More espresso less despresso.
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Therapist: What do we say when life disappoints us?
California: Called it.
Therapist: I give up.
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Gov: Alright. I got a box.
Gov: We're gonna put everything we hate in the box.
Washington: Can I put California in the box?
Gov: No. You can't put California in the box.
Oregon: Can I put California in the box?
California: Dude!
Gov: No. You're not putting California in the box.
Nevada: Can I-?
Gov: No one is putting California in the box!
Washington:
Oregon:
Nevada:
California:
California: I say we put Gov in the box.
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Florida: "Florida displays compulsive behavior."
Florida:
Loui:
Gov:
Florida: In my defense, that was last week.
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Alaska: Oh come on, am I talking to myself here?
Alaska: I say "Wanna cuddle?" You guys say "Fuck you."
Alaska: I say "Wanna watch a movie?" You guys say "Fuck you."
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