Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

Breaking News & Movie Night

Y/N: Previously on Two Seeds in One Melon. I've been alone, for a while now, I've had my friends looking out for me, Axol, one of my friends, brought a melon to life, and I never thought I'd say this, but this melon changed my life, after about a month now, her and I grew a bond, before that happened, I met someone who I'd never thought I'd see again, Francis, he created a radioactive clone of one of my best friends, Skully Ribbones, he attacked us, we fought back and crashed their ship, Francis didn't make it, but the monster still lived, and It took the life of Axol.. after about a few days have passed, mourning our friend, Kermit wanted to have me on the news on the situation, I agreed and the TV turns on...

The News turns on, revealing Kermit.

Kermit: Hi Ho Bitches! Today we have breaking news! The Atomic Skully has been defeated! So that means all strip clubs are open! Now onto Villager on line one!

Villager: Thanks Kermit, we have our defender and hero of the kingdom, Y/N L/N! What do you have to say about this?

Y/N: Well, he's a tough nut to crack, that's for sure.

Villager: Hear that folks? He's a tough nut to crack! So tell us son, what was it like to battle this thing?

Y/N: Brutal, flaming, radioactive, and life taking.

Villager: Oh..so what you're saying is...is that thing took a life you knew?

Y/N: Yeah..Axol was his name..a famous manga artist, he died by the hands of that scoundrel.

Villager: I see, should we still worry about him coming back?

Y/N: It's possible, but it won't get far.

Villager: Okay, good to know, alright, that's all for now, thanks again Y/N for coming in.

Y/N: Of course.

Villager: Alright! Back to you Kermit!

Kermit: Thank you for that report Villager! Next time on the news, check out the man that ate molten chicken and fried metal! That was the news! Stay tuned!

You then turn off the TV.

Y/N: So..how did I do?

Skully: You did great!

Melony: You we're wonderful!

Meggy: Nice job Y/N!

Y/N: Thanks guys, let's go home, shall we?

Skully: Sounds great.

Beta: Hey..it's been a bit depressing, right? This story seems to be taking a dark turn.

Skully: Beta, stop breaking fourth walls and take your meds! I keep telling you that!

Beta: I can't have it unless it's wrapped in cheese.

Skully: We're out of cheese.

Y/N: Wallace stole it all.

Melony: You we're saying?

Beta: Right, so, to lighten things up, how would you guys like a movie night? Skully can cook up something nice, right?

Skully: Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

Meggy: Definitely.

Melony: I'd like that!

Y/N: Same here.

Beta: Alright, sounds like a plan then, let's go!

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As you and the others walk in, you were greeted by SMG4 and your friends.

SMG4: Hey guys, Nice job on the news!

Y/N: Thanks Glitchy.

Skully: How about I cook up something? To celebrate our victory?

SMG4: Sounds delicious, what are you cooking?

Skully: How about ribs? I like ribs.

Beta: I'm down.

Meggy: Ribs do sound good.

Y/N: Ribs it is.

Skully: Great, I'll get cooking!

As he goes in the kitchen, you all sit down in the living room to pick out a movie.

Tari: What movie should we watch?

Mario: How about the spaghetti monster that took over Italy?

Beta: How about no, we can watch the new John Wick.

Mario: No! That movie sucks!

Beta: How so?

Mario: Too much CGI!

Beta: Mario, the spaghetti monster is CGI..

Mario: No, it's real.

Beta: Okay, whatever, John Wick it is.

Mario: But-

Beta: But no.

Mario: Okie..

As Beta turned on John Wick, Skully got done cooking.

Skully: Foods ready to eat! Get it while it's hot!

He brings a tray out and gives each of you a plate of ribs, as you were watching the movie, you took a bite and your tastebuds felt like they've been blessed, the smokey and tender taste left you blown away.

Y/N:

Skully: Good, right?

Y/N: It is, how do you get it so great?!

Skully: I used my old smoker, never been cleaned once nor had it been refurbished, leaving a nice Smokey and rich taste to any meat I smoke on it.

Y/N: Well keep it up, this stuffs amazing.

Skully: I never plan on stopping.

As the movie kept going, Melony rested her head on your shoulder, her eyes getting heavy.

Melony: I love you..

Y/N: Love you too.

Soon, you both sleep, holding eachother.

Beta: Isn't that sweet.

Skully: Well, it's about to get sweeter.

Beta: What are you talking about?

Skully: Look on your shoulder.

Beta glanced over to see Tari asleep on his shoulder.

Beta: Oh..well how convenient.

Skully: You don't say.

Beta: Well, look on your shoulder champ.

Skully: What-

He then saw Meggy resting on his shoulder.

Beta: What's up with the ladies falling asleep on random people?

Skully: I don't know..

SMG4: Hush, the movies still rolling,

Beta: Our bad.

Skully: Let's proceed with the movie.

(Well, been a long time. Glad I updated it, Eh?)