Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

Game Night with The Bois

-Here are the winners!-

Monopoly

Cards Against Humanity

Poker

Uno

Chess

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SMG4: Hey! I've got a few games in store!

The others look at him with 4 games in his hands.

Beta: Well I'll be damned..what games you got?

SMG4: Well we've got Monopoly..

Mario: Ayyyy, Mario always wins at that!

Beta facepalms as Skully shakes his head..

Skully: Mario, you made yourself the banker and kept slipping yourself some money..

Mario: Pft! Mario did not! Don't be a sore loser!

Beta: Whatever spaghetti bitch..what else you got man?.

SMG4: Well, Beta, I'm glad you asked! You've got cards against humanity!

Beta grins as he hears that game..Skully however is completely terrified, Mario on the other hand was picking his nose.

Skully: You really want us to get cancelled do ya?..

Beta: Don't go soft now! It's a great game!

Skully: Sure..alright..what else do you have?..That won't offend some people?

SMG4: Poker!

Skully nods and laughs a bit.

Skully: Now that's a game I'm good at!

Beta: Great..just peachy, ever since he learned my poker face, he can always call my bluffs..

Skully: Yeah, I just like taking money from you..

He laughs 4 joined too, whilst Beta goans.

Beta: Okay! We get it, you're the pope of Poker Town! Moving on! What other games you got Gigglypuff?

The two stop laughing and catch their breath, 4 replies with another game, pulling out a checkered board and some pieces.

SMG4: Well, for our last one, we got Chess!

Beta:.....

Skully:....

Mario:......

SMG4: Uh, what?..

Mario: You chose the most boring game in all of existence?!?

Beta: Ah yes, Chess, I remember back when that was popular in 1864! Back when it was a miracle to not die from being 35!

Skully: Yeah..our own elders loved that game..finally learned the whole gimmick behind it..

Beta: Don't even mention them Skully..they're cool and all, but boy they can be a migraine..specially Gamma, fucking prick..

Skully:..Right..

He sighs in disbelief, but SMG4 clears his throat to lighten the mood up some more.

SMG4: Wellll..let's get to playing!

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-Cards Against Humanity-

First off they started with a game of Cards Against Humanity, despite Skully's protest.

Skully: Are you sure this is a good idea?..

Mario: Don't be a bitch! C'mon! It'll be good times!

Skully:...Fine! Fine..let's get this over with..