Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

Its a hole

(If you read Two Peas in One Pod, you might know this one..hehe..)

Today you went over to Beta's ice cream stand, you went to find out where your pickle jar was.

Y/N: Hey, Beta?

Beta looked up and saw you, he was drinking coffee.

Beta: Oh Hey Y/N, Whats up?

Y/N: Do you know where my pickle jar is?

Beta looked at you with a bewildered look.

Beta: Uh..why do you need to know where a pickle jar is?

Y/N: No reason, no reason at all, so, have you seen it? It's green with a blue lid.

Beta: I dunno. It probably shattered in the hole.

Y/N: What hole?

He pointed down and you saw a big gaping hole in the ground.

Y/N: What the- What is that?..

Beta: Its a hole.

Y/N: Well yeah I see that, but whats it doing there?

Beta: Well...I woke up this morning..

He takes a sip of his coffee, once he got done, he spoke to you again.

Beta: Then there was a hole.

Y/N: What are you going to do about it?

Beta: Well, I put a rug over it..yeah it fell in the hole.

Y/N: Should we call Officer Monitor? Meggy? Or at least Agent Four, Three and Eight?

Beta: Oh, I did.

Y/N: Well, where are they?

Beta: They're in the hole..

You became a little concerned and asked an important question.

Y/N: Where is Melony at?..

Beta started to slowly look around.

Y/N: Beta. Where the hell is she?

Beta: She decided to go to sleep.

Y/N: Oh, okay...wait..where is she sleeping exactly?

Beta: In the hole.

Y/N: Jesus! Melony!?..H-how deep even is this thing!?

You then took Beta's mug.

Beta: Hey!-

You dropped it in the hole. Making him sigh.

Beta: That's a shame..that was my favorite mug, now its in the hole.

Y/N: Beta..Do you even know what this is?..it could be a wormhole, or even a gateway to hell!

You look back and see Beta is gone.

Y/N: Beta?

You looked down in the hole and panicked.

Y/N: BETA!

All of a sudden, you see him come back with a frozen custard.

Beta: Hey, whats up. I got a snack.

He began to eat, you began to get annoyed with him.

Y/N: Beta, will you take this seriously?!

Just then a Derpy Horse Headed Demon appeared out of the hole and neighed at you.

Y/N: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!!?

Beta grabbed out his scythe and slashed it, decapitating it.

Y/N: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?