Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

Around Corners

The gang was lost in the snow, wondering where they were.

Melony: Where are we?..

Skully: Beats me..the footprints ended here.

Beta: So long story short, we're shit out of luck and we're fucking lost?

Meggy: Don't give up hope Beta.

Beta: I'm not, I'm just trying to make sense. And we are fucked! There's no sign of him!

Saiko slapped him again.

Saiko: Get ahold of yourself!

Beta holds his cheek and glared at her.

Beta: Nice try, you slapped me before, it won't work again..

Skully: Fine, here.

He then threw a yellow snowball at his face.

Beta:....Okay, what's the plan?

He said cleaning his face off.

Mario: Where is SMG4?

Luigi: He got snowed in at the castle, remember?

Beta: Maybe he went back to the castle?

Skully: Without any of us? No way he'd do that.

Melony: There has to be a way to find him! Maybe he got lost!

Tari: Maybe..

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You lay in the cell, bored.

Y/N: I'm so bored!

Vegan Teacher: Have some vegetables.

Y/N: No.

Vegan Teacher: EAT IT!

Y/N: Fuck off!

You then yeet her outside the building, and she crashed through the ice below.

Percy: And nothing of value was lost.

Y/N: Michael, you can stop eating those cabbages, she's gone.

Michael: Oh wonderful, it was, a bit rich, but okay..

Percy: Say....do any of you have those little pad things?

Y/N: What like tampons?

Percy: No. Those things that everyone likes..I hear tapping usually when I see humans using them.

Y/N: Oh, Oh! A phone?

Percy: Yes, a phone!

Tinker: You seriously don't know what a phone is?..

Percy: Hey, I was hatched in Pangea. We have no idea what human technology is.

Y/N: I think I've got mine on me.

You check your pockets, but they're empty.

Y/N: Shit, Nevermind.

Tinker: Why not just try and making one?

You look at him with a dumbfounded look upon your face.

Tinker: What?

Y/N: You do realize how complex phone designing is, right?..

Marina: Very!

Pearl: I can't even figure out where the cereal is on the shelf.

Marina: It's always on the top shelf.

Pearl:..How come I never get to see it?..

Tinker: Because you're-

Pearl: Don't. You. Dare.