Two Seeds in One Melon (Melony x Male Reader)

Barrysitting

After many days have passed, you got a call from your brother, something about a car breaking down..so you sigh and let him know you're on your way.

Y/N: Okay, so remember, the kid naps during the day..but is active at night, me and Melony will be back in about 2 days..

SMG4: Oh? Why? What's the news?

Y/N: Well my brother decided to crash his car in a ditch..and he lives across the country..sooo I gotta drive, take a boat..or get Melony to fly us both across..but either way! It's gonna take us 2 days, you think you can handle Barry?

SMG4: Pfft, I babysat a Goomba before, I can definitely take care of a little blueberry toddler.

Y/N:..4 that was a dream...

SMG4: It was? But it felt real!

Y/N: Yeah..right, well just make sure you feed him and make sure he's okay. See ya!

You leave him with your trust in him, driving off to help your sibling.

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SMG4: Okay! Don't worry little fella! Uncle 4 will take good care of ya!

He says humbly, realizing he was asleep.

SMG4: Oh, right, you're asleep..heh, but just in case..

He puts earmuffs on his ears, then counted down to three..

SMG4: 3..2..1...

Mario: HELLO SMG4!!!!

He said, blaring his air horn he found, making 4 cover his ears.

SMG4: JESUS CHRIST! Mario! You're gonna wake the child!

Mario: But Mario wanted to show you his newest toy! Da Soccer Horn!

SMG4: I know what it is! Put it away!

Mario: Man! What an asshole!

He says before hurling the soccer horn upstairs and into Beta's and Skully's rooms.

Beta: HOLY MOTHERFUL SHIT!

Skully: I TOLD YOU I WAS LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

The two dolphin brothers then dissect the horn into many pieces with their own scythes, sighing out of relief after it died.

Beta: Ok, who threw a horn into our room? That's my job..

Skully: I already have a migraine..so please..keep it down a notch, would ya?

SMG4: Hey, I was perfectly fine with you both sleeping, it was Mario who did it..

Beta: Oh, is that so?..

He pans to Mario, to which Mario steps back.

Mario: Hey! Sup Beta!..is that a new haircut?

Beta: I'm about to give you a new haircut for your shitty stunt.

Mario: Uh...can we talk about this?..

Beta: Nope..

Mario continues to back away in fear and grabbed a spaghetti, throwing it at Beta.

Mario: Take-a dis!!

Beta ducks under it.

SMG4: OH NO!

Beta: What?!

SMG4 points at the spaghetti flying toward Barry, to which Skully caught before it could hit the infant. They all sigh in relief before Mario gets smacked in the back of the head.

Mario: Ow!

Beta: Thats what you get..

Mario: What an asshole..

Skully: How about a game night? Hm?..we could play a game to kill some time, once the kid wakes up,  we'll see if he's hungry or thirsty..or needs a change.

Beta: Yea. I'm not changing him.

Skully: Then 4 or Mario can..

Mario: Wha?!

SMG4: Why us?!

Skully: Cause you both have gloves. Duh.

Mario and 4 look at their hands and nodded in understandable fashion.

SMG4: Fair enough..I won't say I won't vomit doing it.

Beta: It's shit, it's gonna be gross either way.

Mario: Eh..Okie dokie..

Skully: Now, which game should we play? We got a variety of games..

The four look at the board games available..

Which Games should the squad play?

Twister

Monopoly

Cards Against Humanity

Risk

Trivia Pursuit

Poker

Uno

Chess

Checkers