I HATE Harry Greene

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Curtain hair 👧: I HATE Harry Greene.

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Is there anything in particular he's done this time? Or is it just his existence?

Elle Argent: Yeah, this is hardly a breakthrough realisation.. What did he do?

Curtain hair 👧: He threw an EGG MAYO SANDWICH AT ME and it hit MY BAG -_- I swear I could have strangled him

Nick's Rugby Rookie 🥇: It was not a fantastic moment :(

Curtain hair 👧: Understatement of the century. I'm interested @LiteralJock what's it like being friends with that cretin?

Nick's Rugby Rookie 🥇: Tao! Leave Nick out of it.

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: "Silence is complicity"

Elle Argent: Aled.. Your interventions are seemingly never helpful.

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I don't have opinions 💁‍♂️

Literal Jock 🏈: Look Tao, I'm sorry Harry is such a dick, believe me I don't hang around with these lot because of him 😒

Nick's Rugby Rookie 🥇: Well at least we got it off the bag!

Curtain hair 👧: Your optimism is annoying me Charles.

Literal Jock 🏈: 'Charles' wow, I'd never thought of calling you that @NicksRugbyRookie 😂

Nick's Rugby Rookie 🥇: Don't. You. Dare.

Curtain hair 👧: Greattt, a conversation about MY suffering has become a flirting den for these two.

Literal Jock 🏈: Excuse me?

Elle Argent: HEY EVERYONE I DONT HAVE A NICKNAME! Fix pls.

Curtain hair changed Elle Argent's name to 'Our Queen 👸'

Our Queen 👸: Eh, I guess that's fine.

Curtain hair 👧: You don't like it? I've always thought of you as my Queen.

Mr Silence 🕵️‍♂️: You what?

Literal Jock 🏈: Am I reading this correctly?

Curtain hair 👧: Wait no, not like that! Just that Elle always says smart things and carries herself well. I dunno.

Nick's Rugby Rookie 🥇: In other news, lunch bell's about to go!

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