Derek Shepherd
Meredith and I are leaving to go up to the lake tomorrow but right now Mark is here and Cristina is due to show up any minute now.
"Mark she has a boyfriend" Meredith giggles.
"Ughh" he groans.
"You're the stupidest person I have ever met" she laughs at him as she sits on my lap.
"Me? Have you not met your boyfriend" Mark argues crossing his arms.
"I have and he isn't stupid" she grins laying her head on my shoulder as I drink some of my scotch.
"Do you have any single friends?" Mark asks her.
"Hmm, Izzie is with Alex, Cristina is with Owen, ah George is single" she says.
"I'm not gay" Mark glares at her.
"You asked if I had any single friends" She shrugs.
"Do you have any other friends?" He asks hopefully.
"Callie and Arizona" Meredith says taking a sip of her wine.
"They aren't single?" Mark questions.
"Arizona and Callie are dating and even if they weren't Arizona is lesbian Callie is bisexual so if they weren't dating I would send you her way but sorry" she explains.
"Damn your friends" he shakes his head.
"Sorry your a whore just go find some girl at a bar" she says hugging me.
"You're a bitch" he says.
"But not yours" she smiles.
"Yeah yeah I know you've told me" he says.
"Just making sure that you're aware" she says before she gets up to answer the door.
"She's feisty" Mark says to me as she walks away.
"She is and off limits" I say glaring at him.
"Oh come on can't you just share" he groans.
"No Mark remember last time" I say.
"Okay sorry that I rewarded the woman" he says.
"Not only that it makes me uncomfortable" I say.
"I like the old Derek" he pouts.
"You mean the Derek who did drugs and got wasted and ended up having threesomes with you and a random woman from a bar" I whisper harshly.
"You haven't told her have you" he says.
"No I haven't told her not yet I can't" I sigh pinching the bridge of my nose.
"Haven't told her what yet?" I hear and look up to see Cristina.
"Where is she?" I ask looking around.
"Bathroom, haven't told her what yet?" She asks again.
"I-" I sigh.
"He hasn't told Meredith about his old self" Mark says.
"You better tell her" she says stealing Meredith's wine.
"I will tell her" I say.
"When?" She asks.
"I- I don't know" I sigh.
"It better be soon" she snorts.
"It will" I say through gritted teeth.
"Can I tell her about the threesomes well I pretend it was only one time" Mark said.
"Fine" I sigh.
"Okay" he says.
"Good" Cristina says
"Great" I say as Meredith walks in the room.
She walks over and sits on my lap. "I have a nasty secret" Mark says in a sing songy voice.
"What is it?" She asks.
"Once upon a time a really really long time ago like four years ago if not more Derek and I shared a woman" Mark says.
"WHAT?" She exclaims sitting up and looking at me while Cristina just laughs.
"Tesoro" I say calmly holding her arms.
"Why didn't you tell me you have done such a thing with...him" she grimaced.
"Okay well I didn't touch him for one and for two it was a long time ago" I say looking at Mark up and down and grimacing myself.
"Did you like it?" She asked quietly looking down.
"Did I- No no of course not I was drunk very drunk it takes a lot of drinks to make me want to do something like that" I say.
"So you didn't like it" she says.
"Hated" I say.
"Hate is a strong word" Mark says.
"Why do you think I'm using it" I roll my eyes making Meredith giggle.
"I- I read eroticas and I know that it doesn't seem like it's related to this it- it is because one I read the guy and his freind actually did share their woman and liked it" She rambles.
"Well I didn't like it" I say.
"Hated" she smiles.
"Hated" I repeat.
"I'm going home" Cristina groans getting up and leaving the house.
"Bye" Meredith says.
"The woman didn't hate it" Mark smirks.
"Haha so funny" Meredith rolls her eyes cuddling into my side.
"No joke you should of heard the woman she got so sleep that night and the next morning she couldn't even talk" Mark says.
"Mark just shut up" I say rubbing her back feeling guilty but I am going to tell her and I will at the lake house.
"Mark is dumb" she laughs kicking his leg.
I stare at her and awe and can't not ask. "Do you want to move in I mean you already basically do I mean you have a drawer and a tooth brush but you could have a whole dresser and a whole hair dryer or something more romantic" I say messing up my words.
She looks up at me "yes" she giggles.
"Yes?" I smile.
"Yes I would love a whole hair dryer or something more romantic" she giggles.
"Great" I smile.
"Great" she nods kissing me softly.
"I'm out" Mark says throwing his hands up and leaving making us both laugh.
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I couldn't not put that Calzona scene in there.
DEREK YOU BETTER TELL HER
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