This is the headcanon section. You can skip this if you like or not, it's up to you. Each character is listed below with my headcanons and such. Please take these with a grain of salt if you like.
Boyfriend / BF
Actual name is Kayden
he/him & bisexual with a female preference
19 years old
Has been dating Girlfriend for a year and 4 months
Strangely knows a lot about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919
Hatsune Miku is his older sister who got him into music that piped into his rapping talent.
Pet Names: Babe, Baby, my melody, princess
Girlfriend / GF
Actual name is Cherry
she/her & bisexual
19 years old
Has been dating Boyfriend for a year and 4 months
Disney lover
Only child in the Dearest family
Pet Names: Honey, Baby, Pumpkin, Darling, lovebug
Daddy Dearest
Actual name is Luis
he/him & straight ally
39 years old
Married with Mommy Mearest for 15 years and going
CEO of Overprotective Father (Definitely took Girlfriend to all her Father & Daughter Dances)
No siblings on his side
Pet Names (mainly for Mommy): Dear, Darling, Sweetheart
Mommy Mearest
Actual name is Victoria
she/her & straight ally
34 years old
Married with Daddy Dearest for 15 years and going
Surprisingly flexible and strong for her age
Has 2 older sisters and whenever they're together they give off Schuyler Sisters energy
Pet Names (mainly for Daddy): Dear, Darling, Honey Bear, Sugar
Pico
His actual name is Pico, nothing changed
he/him & gay
20 years old
Single & Exes with Boyfriend, relationship lasted 11 months
He's a gun carrier
This bad boy can fit SO MUCH TRAUMA
Pet Names: Doll, toots, sweet stuff, fruit loop
Skid & Pump
They still get made fun of by the Hatzgang
Live in a nearby side of town from where Boyfriend, Girlfriend and the Dearests live
Skid and Pump are both 5th graders while the Hatzgang are 7th graders
Skid has an actual name which is Sammy
Pump's real name is Patrick
Pump's older sister is a png tuber who does art streams at night usually when Pump is not at the house or asleep
Skid and Pump read all of the Goosebumps books in their school library
Lemon Demon
it/its/they/them
500 years old
It's origins are unknown, yet they seem to know they was created in the old house
Do not diddle with the lemon, it just likes to play with their food
They don't know gender nor do they care, EVERYONE is on the menu
Probably steals seasoning and herbs from the grocery store when it's closed
The reason of why they didn't attack Skid and Pump is unknown
Senpai
Actual name is Bennett
he/him/they/them & straight
18 years old in-game but 20 in real life
Single & Exes with Girlfriend, relationship lasted 9 months
Is physically stuck as 18 in Hating Simulator since he was 18 when he was trapped in the game cartridge.
Senpai and Spirit are the same person
Pet Names: Dear, Darling, sweetheart, princess, my love
Tankmen
Captain John is the same mostly
These are my headcanons for the main game characters, mods and such are mostly the same. This took me two days lol.
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