Honey and Glass

11. Hairography

Listen, do I know what's happening anymore? No. Has Mr. Schue gone crazy because of coach Slyvester? Yes.

"Alright, spill," Kurt demands, coming up to me in the hallway.

"I don't know what you mean," I tell him, stopping by my locker.

"Really, so last week you weren't picked up randomly by some man claiming that you were his daughter when I know for a fact that your dad's dead."

I sighed, "That was my parole officer, he finds it easier to just say that he's our father then doing a whole introduction. The other kids were some of the kids I go to camp with during the summer. It's a camp for juveniles and we have to go back every couple of months for an evaluation. Now, what did I miss last week while I was gone?" I ask, getting out my books for my next class.

"Well we were supposed to do ballads, but instead we gave up our solo's to do a song for Quinn and Finn to show our support," he explains as I close my locker.

"Kind of stupid, but okay."

"Finn sang to the sonogram of his baby and his mom found out about Quinn–"

"So he is stupid like I thought."

"And he told Quinn's parents about the baby and she got kicked out," Kurt finishes.

"You're kidding right?" Kurt shakes his head. "Yup, Finn's an idiot."

~

We're now sitting in the Auditorium waiting for one of the schools we're going against at sectionals to perform. Apparently, Mr. Schue offended them so he offered to let them perform in our auditorium. To be honest that is actually pretty nice of him. They don't have one of their own and I'm sure they're glad to be able to do this.

"Okay, guys, so, first of all I want to welcome Miss Hitchens and the Jane Addams Glee Club. We're all very happy to have you guys here. So, um, we're gonna let you guys start us off. Let's see what you got," he announces. I shrink in my seat a little, hoping Miss Hitchens won't notice me. Kurt looks over confused and hits my shoulder. I shrug and I look back to the front to see her looking at me. I groan as their music starts.

[JANE ADDAMS ACADEMY GIRLS]

Shadonda, Can you handle this?

Aphasia, Can you handle this?

Jayelle, Can you handle this?

I don't think they can handle this!

Barely move, we've arrived

Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly

Baddest chicks, chicks inside

DJ, jam tonight

[SHADONDA]

Spotted me a tender thing

There you are, come on baby

Don't you wanna dance with me

Can you handle, handle me

[JANE ADDAMS ACADEMY GIRLS, (SHADONDA), {APHASIA}]

You gotta do much better if you gonna dance with me tonight (Baby!)

You gotta work your jelly if you gonna dance with me tonight (Hee oooh)

Read my lips carefully if you like what you see

Move, groove, prove you can hang with me

By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me

Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for take off

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly