Honey and Glass

20. Theatricality

(In the intro guy's voice)

So here's what happened last week.

Will's old rival tried to cancel the club.

Then he was really into it.

Then he tried to cancel it again.

Blaire, also named Nicole, also named Lima, and Matt Yeah, you probably forgot about him, he's Mike's best friend who sits in the back and doesn't sing.

They went to an evil guy's basement. It wasn't really a basement it was a center for blackmail

Either way they blew it up then got pizza

And that's what you missed on GLEE!

Kurt invited Blaire over to welcome Finn and Carole to their new home. The New Directions were very confused with what happened to Matt and her. She just told them that his cousin got into a car accident. No one cared enough to ask more questions and if they did they gave them answers that just made them more confused. 

"Is there a car down here for me?" Finn asked, walking down the stairs with his eyes closed. Blaire looked at him confused. Why would there be a car down here?

"Honey, we're indoors. And open your eyes!"

"Sparkling cider?" Kurt asked.

"Or if you want we got booze," Blaire offered with a smirk.

"Those are only for Carole and I," Burt told her.

"Then why am I drinking one?" She asked him and he tried to take it from her but she downed it.

"'Welcome home'? But who went somewhere?" Finn asked and Blaire hit her head against the wall.

"Burt asked us to move in with them," Carole said excitedly, hugging her boyfriend.

"And this is how you're telling me?" Finn asked.

"The party was my idea. If you're gonna say something, say it loud, right?" Kurt asked.

"Hey, it's not an immediate move, Finn," Blaire told him. "You and Kurt will decorate and then slowly move in."

"Yeah, it's gonna take some getting used to, but you're gonna love it. Now you don't have to drag your tail over here every time you wanna watch the 55-incher. We got a lot of food. Some ethnic food. It's some ethnicity that's not ours," Burt says, bringing some over to Finn.

"It's my brother's ethnicity, but Kurt and I made it," Blaire laughed, taking some off the plate.

"Finn, this house is twice as big as ours. It has two bathrooms," Carole told him excitedly.

"Two and a half," Burt corrected. Blaire could tell how excited the two of them were for this. They had probably been planning this for a while.

"I don't want an extra bathroom. Or a tuna crude. I just want my house back," Finn complained.

"I think I know what this resistance is about. Our room. And I couldn't agree more. The palette in here is totally unflattering to your skin tone. Not everyone can pull off Dior gray. We need to redecorate," Kurt says, looking around the room.

"Wait. We're sharing a room? I'm not cool with that," Finn told them.

"Baby, I know it's weird. Okay? But it can't be much of a surprise, and in time you're gonna be as happy as I am," Carole told him.

"Look, I'll knock down a wall upstairs, I'll put an addition on. But until then maybe this'll grease the wheels a bit? Huh? Hey, look, there's 300. Have at it. You redecorate," Burt told him, taking out his wallet. Wow, he really wants to make this work.