Honey and Glass

7. I Kissed a Girl

After the slap last week, the Glee kids left and Santana and Finn were called into the Principal's office the following Monday.

Blaire was walking through the halls with Kurt as he complained about the election. "There's no way I'm winning, might as well pull a Kennedy– I know, I know, Rachel already asked me if I was actually thinking about it," Kurt rolled his eyes and Blaire sighed.

"You can win without cheating Kurt, the election is tomorrow." She grabbed his shoulder, "Just take a breath and talk prom ideas. Kids love hearing about dances– talk about the food, the music, what the theme would be– try to appeal to the masses. Like there will be McDonald's chicken nuggets– OH or talk about your ideas for the senior trip."

Kurt nodded and smiled, "that sounds like a really great idea– I could send out a ballot of the most popular choices and I could start a fundraiser to help pay for it!" Blaire laughed as he jumped around excitedly, looking for a pen and paper inside his bag. "Thank you so much! I have to start on this now! You might have just won me the election–" he then gasped. "I could also put fundraising and charity work on my resume!" He then ran from her to hurry to the library.

She laughed and continued walking down the hall to her next class.

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For the next Glee meeting, both teams met in the choir room as Finn wrote something on the board.

"Can someone tell us what's going on, please?" Mercedes asked as Finn put the marker down and turned around. He had written 'Lady Music Week'.

"This week, the Trouble Tones and New Directions! will both be singing music created by ladies and for ladies," Finn explained and Santana shook her head.

"Oh, hell no."

"Next week, all of us will be going to Sectionals, and one of us is probably gonna win. But, Santana, we're worried about you," the lanky twin said in a concerned voice.

"Worry about yourself, fetus face," she glared at him and Mr. Schue turned to her in confusion.

"Glee's about learning how to accept yourself for who you are, no matter what other people think. And that's what this music is all about."

"So, wait, I don't even get a say in this? Not cool."

"Everybody in this room knows about you and Brittany. And we don't judge you for it. We celebrate it because it's who you are. Look, I know not everybody outside of this room is as accepting and cool, but we're doing this assignment this week so that you know in this rotten, stinking mean world that you at least have a group of people who will support your choice to be whoever you want to be," Finn explained calmly. "That's it. That's what we're doing here. Blaine? Kurt?"

The two stood up while Finn sat down. "Santana, Kurt and I have a song we like to sing to each other in the car. And we want to sing that for you right now," Blaine introduced.

"While there's nothing I'd love more than having two Pretty Ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a "gel-ervention" for Blaine than singing lady music," Santana crossed her arms.

"I know it's hard. It was hard for me, too.But you can get through this. If you could just stop being so defensive." As Blaine said that Blaire closed her eyes and sighed. This is Santana they're talking about.

"I'm trying, but your hideous bow ties are provoking me."

"Wait, are we talking lady on lady or girl on girl? 'Cause there's a big difference," Puck laughed.

"You're disgusting," Alonzo shook his head.

"Puck, focus, okay? Kurt, Blaine, why don't you kick us off with what you got?" Mr. Schue asked and they nodded before their music started.