Honey and Glass

21. Funk

Blaire was walking down the hall with Kurt, Tina, Mercedes, and Artie. "Is it just me or does it feel like we have a real shot at regionals next month?" Mercedes asked the others.

"I wouldn't get our hopes up too much, we don't need to get cocky," Blaire reasoned.

"Well, Ohio show choir chat rooms have been buzzing about how Vocal Adrenaline has lost a step," Artie agreed with Mercedes.

"The judges know their tricks. Now that we have Jesse, they've lost their best performer."

Rachel all of the sudden ran up to them in a panic, "You guys have to come to the auditorium. It's an emergency."

Blaire looked at the others confused before they all ran after her. Blaire was just hoping she was being overdramatic and no one was hurt or anything.

They got to the auditorium and they saw Vocal Adrenaline up on the stage wearing blue outfits. Among them was Jesse St. James himself. The group that just entered the room joined the rest of the Glee club that was standing there with their arms crossed.

"Jesse? What are you doing up there with them?" Rachel asked him, looking betrayed.

"I've transferred back to Carmel High, Rachel. I'm sorry that it's come to this, but you guys were awful to me. You never accepted me. You never listened to my clearly superior ideas," Jesse bragged.

"Why are you here in our auditorium?" Finn asked him, stepping forward

"The blogs and chat rooms say that we're finished and that you guys are ripe to topple us. We just wanted to show you a little something we came up with a few days ago to see if you agree with that assessment," Jesse explained as they all lined up and music started.

[VOCAL ADRENALINE & (JESSE)]

Bum, bum, bum

Ba da ba, ba da bum

Bum, bum, bum

Ba da ba ba da bum

Bum, bum, bum (Ooohh - Let's go!)

Ba da ba ba da bum

[JESSE & (VOCAL ADRENALINE BOYS)]

Steve walks wearily down the street

With his brim pulled way down low

Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet

Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready (Hey!)

Are you ready for this

Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

Out of the doorway the bullets rip

To the sound of the beat

[JESSE with VOCAL ADRENALINE GIRLS]

Yeah!

[VOCAL ADRENALINE BOYS, (JESSE with VOCAL ADRENALINE GIRLS)]

Bum, bum, bum (Another one bites the dust)

Bum, bum, bum (Another one bites the dust; And another one gone)

And another one gone (Another one bites the dust, yeah)

Hey, I'm gonna get you to

[JESSE with VOCAL ADRENALINE, (VOCAL ADRENALINE GIRLS), {VOCAL ADRENALINE BOYS}]

Another one bites the dust (Oooh, ohh!) {Yeeaah!}

[JESSE (with VOCAL ADRENALINE)]

How do you think I'm gonna get along (Without you when you're gone?)