Honey and Glass

15. Sexy

Blaire was walking down the hall with Rio when Tina walked opposite of her, "Brittany's pregnant," she said.

Blaire sighed, "of course she is." Puck showed up next to the two.

"Hey, did you know? Brittany's pregnant," Rio told him and Puck shrugged.

"Only a matter of time," he answered back.

"For what?" Lauren asked, joining them.

"Brittany to get pregnant," Puck answered her.

SHe nodded and they saw Artie rolling down the hall, "Oh. Congratulations," Blaire laughed as Rio patted on the back.

"For what?"

"Oh, you didn't hear?" Lauren asked. "Your girlfriend's preggo. You're gonna be a baby daddy."

~

Blaire headed with Rio to Glee.

On Friday, Rio and Blaire walked into the choir room. "Hey, Mr. Schue," Blaire called as he walked out of his office.

"Hey, who's this?" He asked, looking up from his sheet music.

"This is my cousin, Rafeal," she answered. "He's joining glee."

Mr. Schue chuckled, "well, it's a little late in the–"

"He joins or I leave," she told him. He looked taken back and sighed.

"Fine, but he has to at least audition," Mr. Schue said, giving him a pointed look and Rio smirked.

Mr. Schue came into the room, "All right, folks. Regionals are in a week. It's time to get deep into our set list." He set his bag down in his chair and looked at the group. "Artie? You okay?"

"My life is over," Arite answered. "How am I supposed to support a baby?" He turned to Brittany. "How could you not tell me about this?"

"Wait, Brittany, are you pregnant?" Mr. Schue asked. Blaire was giggling because she knew that there was almost no way that Brittany was pregnant.

"Definitely," she nodded sadly. "I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy."

Rio looked at his sister shocked, "she's joking right?"

"Nope."

"Um... Babies don't get dropped off," Puck corrected her.

"Wait, Brittany. Have you been to a doctor yet?" Mr. Schue asked her. "That's the only way to be sure."

Brittany smiled, looking at them like they were dumb, "I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from."

Blaire nodded, this was more accurate than her actually being pregnant. Rio's mouth was just hanging open. "When you talked about this place, I wasn't imagining this."

She just shrugged, "at least you know you don't have to worry about me."

"Do I? You have a boyfriend," he reminded her and she rolled her eyes.

"I'm careful."

~

They walked into the choir room the next day and Mr. Schue wrote something on the board and underlined it.

"Sexy."

"I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals, because with Berry in those tights, we don't stand a chance," Santana rolled her eyes.