I'll Fix Everyone's Problems, One Date At A Time (Date A Live x Reader)

The Hermit And Her Puppet.

A/N: Hello. Welcome back. Another day, another chapter. I do hope you enjoy. I know I enjoy making these.

School today wasn't the most exciting, but that's how it normally is. After a few classes, it's time for lunch.

Tohka: "Shido, it's time for our midday meal."

She moves her desk so it can be right next to Shido's and sits down.

Tobiichi: "Y/N, it's time for lunch."

She slides her desk next to Y/N's.

Tohka: "Why are you here? You're not welcome."

Tobiichi: "That's my line. But that's also very unlikely. I'm sure Y/N would welcome me."

Y/N: "I do." Can we have a normal lunch today?

Shido: "Can we please not have a fight?"

Tobiichi: "I have no intentions to do such."

She sits down.

Shido: "Let's enjoy a meal in peace."

He and Tohka open their bento boxes at the same time.

Y/N: "Yeah, that's cool. But check this out!"

He opens his bento to unveil his perfect lunch.

Y/N: "I don't mean to brag, but my lunch is clearly the best."

Shido: "That's no fair. You always make your bento."

He notices Tobiichi looking at Shido and Tohka's lunch.

Y/N: Why is she looking at theirs? Mine is clearly much better.

Tohka: "What is it? Even if you look at me like that, I'm not giving you any."

Tobiichi: "What is the meaning of this?"

Shido: "It's... T-This morning, we bought our bentos from the same place. I bumped into Tohka there..."

Tobiichi: "Liar. This is the bento Y/N bought 154 days ago at the discount store in front of the station for 1580 yen."

Y/N: Why does she have that?

Tobiichi: "He bought one for you both. You've been using the same container ever since. He changed his out. Yours is not from the bento shop."

Y/N: I'm starting to have deep regrets about her.

Shido: "W-Why do you know all of that...?"

Tobiichi: "That is not important right now."

Tohka: "What are you two talking about? Don't leave me out of the conversation!"

Tonomachi: "Hey, Itsuka's! My girlfriend wants me to help her choose clothes! Can you help me choose between a nurse, a shrine maiden, or a maid?"

He walks over to where Shido and Y/N while looking at his phone.

Y/N: "What type of maid."

Tobiichi: "You shouldn't be choosing clothes for another girl. But will happily model each type of maid outfit for you."

Y/N: I regret no more.

Tonomachi: "There are options. And-"

Alarm: "There have been precursory signs of an impending spacequake in this area. This is not a drill."

Tobiichi: "What happened?"

Alarm: "Evacuate to the nearest shelter immediately."

Tobiichi gets out of her chair and runs away.