I'll Fix Everyone's Problems, One Date At A Time (Date A Live x Reader)

What's Better Than One Spirit? Two Spirits!

A/N: Yeah, there are now two Spirits. A change of pace from the normal one Spirit. I wonder if we'll get double dates now? Dating twins sure is strange, though.

Standing in front of Y/N and Shido are a pair of twins with orange hair. Only minor differences split them apart. 

Twin 1: *She laughs* "Impressive, Yuzuru. I'd expect no less from my counterpart. But today will be your last!"

Yuzuru(?): "Rebuttal: Yuzuru will defeat Kaguya in this hundredth duel."

Kaguya: "Ha! Keep on dreaming. You'll find out sooner or later that I am the true Yamai."

Yuzuru: "False: Yuzuru will survive. Kaguya is not the true Yamai."

Kaguya: "Resistance is futile. My all-seeing eye has told me!"

Y/N: Why are we just standing around? I get that we need information, but two Spirits are about to fight in front of us!

Kaguya: "With my next attack, my Sturm Lanze will terminate the beat of your heart!"

Yuzuru: "Fact: Kaguya's all-seeing eye has never been correct."

Kaguya: *She gasps* "Shut up! It totally has! Like, a million percent of the time!"

Seeing that the situation is turning sour, Reine chimes in with the newest mission.

Reine: "Do you guys hear me?"

Shido: "Reine-san?"

Reine: "Good. It looks like we're connected. Where are you right now?"

Y/N: "We don't exactly know."

Yuzuru: "Request: Yuzuru requests Kaguya explain what Sturm Lanze is."

Kaguya: "My Sturm Lanze is beyond the scope of language."

Y/N: OH great, she's delusional. I'll probably end up with her.

Kaguya: "Simultaneously real and imaginary, visible and invisible! It's an abstract concept created to pierce-"

Yuzuru: "Summary: "So it is, in reality, nothing."

Y/N: Oh cool, they're both delusional, but at least one's more mature.

Kaguya: "Like, double-u tee eff? It's totally not nothing! You're, like, too stupid to understand!"

Yuzuru: "Ridicule: Ell-Oh-ell Sturm Lanze." *She does a half-hearted laugh*

Kaguya: "S-Stop laughing! Y-You shall face dire consequences for ridiculing me!"

Both the girls power up as the wind around them picks up fiercely.

Shido: "It's too dangerous here!"

Y/N: "Yeah, but it'll be too dangerous to move. Stand your ground."

Kaguya: "I will banish you to the abyss!"

Yuzuru: "Attack!"

The girls once again clash.

Shido: "What do we do?"

Y/N: "Leave this to me. I'll district them if something goes wrong. Just be prepared to take Tohka and run."

Shido: "Hai."

Y/N: *He watches the twins fight* Now or never. "Encore! Encore! What a performance!"

The two girls almost immediately stop fighting and look over to Y/N.

Kaguya: "A human?"

Yuzuru: "Suprise: I cannot hide it."

Y/N: That actually worked. What now?