I'll Fix Everyone's Problems, One Date At A Time (Date A Live x Reader)

A Beach Double Date With Twins? Huh. That's A New One.

A/N: Twins fighting over affection! And it's your affection! Ain't that neat? Oh well, either way, let's begin.

Hotels. A private space for those on vacation. Everyone should get a private place to stay when out for a break. But what happens when those sacred places are interrupted?

Y/N/Shido: "What are you doing, Yuzuru?/What are you doing, Kaguya?!"

Shido holds back Kaguya as she tries to inch closer to him in bed. Yuzuru on the other hand is right next to Y/N.

Kaguya: "My servant has informed me that you love sleeping with young women."

Shido: "Your what?!"

Yuzuru: "Answer: My servant has informed me that you enjoy forward women."

She puts her face near Y/N's neck and licks it.

Y/N: "W-What?" Oh god. She's just as weird as Origami! I can't imagine what would happen if those two were in the same room together.

Kaguya successfully is able to navigate through Shido's blanket.

Y/N: Why did Reine tell us to come here?!

Shido: "Hey, Kaguya!"

Kaguya: "Am I... Not good enough for you?"

Y/N: "Yuzuru?"

Yuzuru gets out of bed and fiddles with her robe.

Y/N: "What are you-"

Yuzuru: *She drops her sash and reveals her undergarments* "Admission: My master has informed me that clothing impairs body heat transfer."

She wears a matching set of a light pink bra and panties with a slightly darker pink flower design. They also have white trimming around the top. Her ampleness brings out the best in her outfit.

Y/N: *He blushes* You know what... I don't think I mind anymore.

Yuzuru quickly goes under the Y/N's blanket and appears near his waist. 

Y/N: "Y-Yuzuru?!" She is warm, I'll give her that.

Kaguya: *She looks over in dismay* "What are you doing in there?!"

Yuzuru: "Ignore: Kaguya does not need to know. Benth the bed sheets is the playground of adults."

Kaguya: *She blushes* "I... I'll show you!"

She quickly throws all her clothes off and rushes under Shido's bed sheets.

Kaguya: "How's this, Shido? I'm sure Yuzuru is ice cold compared to me! After all... Yuzuru is an ice queen."

Y/N: "Ice queen?"

Yuzuru: "False: Kaguya has less body mass around her chest... And therefore does not produce as much body heat."

Kaguya: "Why you little..."

Y/N: Actually, she's rather big. *He laughs to himself*

Knowing that Yuzuru's right, but not wanting to admit defeat, Kaguya starts trying to take off Shido's clothes.

Kaguya: "Stop! Silence! Let me unclothe you!"

Yuzuru, seeing this as Kaguya trying to get the upper hand, tries to do the same with Y/N.

Y/N: "Oi!"

Yuzuru: "Taunting: You're old enough to undress yourself."

Y/N: "No thanks!"

He has to tap into some of his hidden strength to keep Yuzuru at a standstill.

Y/N: "How about this instead?"