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*next day*
*mans nest*

Author's POV
Mika, the only one in the mans nest, was sitted on the couch scrolling through FakeBook on her phone. Bose walks in from the chairs
Bose: Hi mika
Mika: Hey, u looking happier than u left yesterday
Bose: That's cause I've solved my chapa problem
Mika: Really how?
Bose: I'll make sure chapa doesnt fall in love with me again. And before u can ask [impression of mika] "what are u gonna do bose?" [Normal voice] well I'm gonna be...the opposite of myself *jazz hands*
Mika: [Sharp voice] What?
Bose: Listen, u know how I'm always saying sensible yet random stuff?
Mika: I know they're random
Bose: Well, I'll be saying smart things whenever shes around. Like u
Mika: *flattered* aw, like a smart person?
Bose: No like a nerd
Mika: *offended*
Bose: And I'm gonna be bad bose
Mika: *scoff* ur gonna be bad? Like mean? Angry? Vic--
Bose: Yes! I can
Mika: *scoff* I'd love to see u try
Bose: I thot it was a bad idea but if u insist
Mika: No, no, no! I didnt--
Bose: Shes coming
Mika: There is no way that--

Miles and chapa come up the tube and walk towards the couch
Mika: *whispers* *shocked* how'd u know?
Bose: *whispers* I can smell her from a mile away
Mika: *whispers* that's kinda sus
Bose: *whispers* i know
Mika: Hey guys, wats up?
AWOL: When we were on patrol right? This kid named Ben tried to rob the wheat section of a bakery
Mika: Who robs the wheat section of a bakery?
Volt and AWOL: Ben does
Volt: Miles got hungry and I thot "donuts" so we walked in and order, then later, Ben barges in saying, [little girl voice] "I'm gonna rob this joint"
Mika: Why does ben sound like that?
Volt: Cause Ben's a girl
Bose: She is?
Volt: Is there a problem with naming a girl ben? *sparks*
Bose and mika: Nop not at all
Volt: Figured
AWOL: She flipped over the counter and kicked Mr. Jolly Sweet Baker
Mika: *gasp* she kicked Mr. Jolly Sweet Baker, owner of Jolly Sweet's Bakery incorporated?
AWOL and volt: The same
All: [Singing] Here u find the jolliest man. Jollier than stan. The bakery where sweets are served as they're set. If u need a treat well come and get
Volt: [Singing] At Jolly Sweet's Bakeryyyyy
All: Incorporated
Mika: Great solo
Volt: Thanks
AWOL: So I told ben, "hey u cant do that!"
Volt: [bens voice] I just did
AWOL: Well stop!
Volt: [Ben's voice] Make me!
AWOL: So I tried to
Volt: And i got my donut and sat down, scanning ben. It was visible that she had short, slicked back, black hair, flexibility and agility and she was thin, short and stubby
Volt: It was clear that ben is a troublemaker who gets what she wants when she wants and has style and fun when doing it
Bose: Like a tiny chapa?
Volt: *raises her eyebrows and smiles*
Mika: Someone took a video, look

*in the video*
Volt: I think I know how to stop her
AWOL: Okay
Volt: Hey ben, how about a challenge?
Ben: A challenge with volt? I'm listening
Volt: I see ur into gymnastics, how about we do a couple of cool stuff from that end, to there. Who ever looks coolest, wins. If u win, u can get whatever and we wont stop u. But if, I win, ur gonna leave, and never steal again. And if I hear of u, let's just say, sparks r gonna fly *sparks*
Ben: Okay

*out of video*
Volt: This is the part where I did practically nothing
AWOL: Nothing?

*in the video*
Chapa grabbed miles' drink, twisted and turned, flipped over tables and cartwheeled over people

*out of video*
Bose: Wow
Volt: *smirks* Like I said, practically nothing

*in the video*
Chapa put Mr. Baker's huge bowl of dough where ben was going to land and she fell into the bowl. Chapa walked towards ben who was stuck and turned to the crowd watching
Volt: So who was the coolest?
Crowd: Volt!
Volt: And who has won?
Crowd: Volt!
Volt: *turns to ben* Got ur answer ben?
Ben: *muffled* watever

<end of video>

Miles and chapa had transformed back into they're normal clothes
Bose: *laughs* that was a great idea miles, making chapa challenge ben *highfives miles*
Chapa: But it was, my idea
Bose: I know
Chapa: Aren't u, gonna, give me credit?
Bose: Nop
Chapa: Oh...okay

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