Beidou: ha losers
Diluc: Beidou it's history class what do you want
Beidou: y'all imagine not being married
Diluc: not this again
Kaeya: imagine being single
Diluc: ...
Lumine: ...
Aether: ...
Xingqiu: ...
Venti: ...
Beidou: ...
Mona: ...
Chongyun: ...
Hu Tao: ...
Albedo: who tf are you dating
Kaeya: uh
Kaeya: no one
Albedo: then why did you say imagine being single
Kaeya: bcs
Kaeya: imagine
Albedo: you're single tho
Kaeya: oh yeah frick
Jean: @Arataki Itto
Jean: come to the office right now
Arataki Itto: why whatd I do
Jean: someone stole the principal's toupee
Arataki Itto: ok and
Jean: we found it glued inside the girls' toilet pad dispenser
Arataki Itto: alr
Jean: covered in cheap arcade prize slime
Arataki Itto: what does that have to do with me
Jean: you did it
Arataki Itto: prove it
Jean: we have security camera footage of you gluing it in the dispenser
Arataki Itto: fuck
Arataki Itto: the principal deserved it tho
Jean: why
Arataki Itto: he's an idiot
Arataki Itto: he imprisoned Ushi in the office
Kuki Shinobu: Boss I got Ushi out within the day
Arataki Itto: yeah I rlly appreciated it
Arataki Itto: but no one messes with my gang and gets away with it
Kuki Shinobu: 🤦♀️
Jean: Itto come to the office right now
Jean: You have detention for a week
Arataki Itto: not if I never come to the office
Jean: @Lisa
Lisa: Now, Itto, you wouldn't want to make this messy, would you? I just changed my gloves~
Arataki Itto: are you sposed to scare me
Yelan: don't worry lisa I'll deal with him
Lisa: thanks sweetie
Yelan: Listen itto
Yelan: don't make me repeat what happened last year
Yelan: or your brain damage may come back
Aether: SEE PAIMON TOLD YOU YOU HAD BRAIN DAMAGE
Aether: srry paimon stole my phone
Diluc: isn't she a rabbit how can she text
Lumine: don't question it
Arataki Itto: who's going to make me?
Yelan: me.
Kuki Shinobu: @Hu Tao can i have a funeral coupon for boss pls
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{GISPC}: Genshin Impact Comes Back To School (Unfortunately)
FanfictionAll the students at Genshin Impact's high school have come back after spring break, so you'd think they'd be a little more rested and relaxed. Ha. No. Learn to watch from the corner and laugh as insults are thrown, swear words are repeated like a ri...
