12. Nahida best aunt, Dehya worst sugarcoater

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Yoimiya: new day new mental headaches

Tighnari: yeah can someone come shut cyno up he's been telling jokes all night

Amber: oh- did you get enough sleep @Collei

Collei: what's sleep ):

Jean: The second half of the Sumeru students are being added now!

Venti: jean you don't need to use exclamation marks we are all collectively dead inside and tired of this shit

Jean has added Nilou, Nahida and 4 others to this conversation

Jean: Everyone welcome Nilou, Nahida, Layla, Faruzan, Alhaitham and Dehya!

Nilou: hello everyone!

Nahida: @Wanderer do you have the gift?

Wanderer: what gift

Nahida: the gift I put on your bed

Wanderer: there's no gift

Kazuha: wait

Kazuha: kuni

Kazuha: you're attending the school now??

Shikanoin Heizou: fuck

Wanderer: scared?

Shikanoin Heizou: no

Shikanoin Heizou: i'm just not ready for the gay crisis

Nahida: i'm very sure i put it on your bed

Wanderer: well you didn't

Kazuha: kuni you're literally holding it in your lap right now

Wanderer: SHUT UP

Nahida: oh good you got it!

Wanderer: you're so embarrassing

Nahida: we're making progress

Wanderer: what

Nahida: that was your tamest insult this week

Faruzan: p

Faruzan: How do you youngsters use this technology question mark no wait an actual question mark question mark full stop .

Kokomi: what the what

Kujou Sara: voice to text

Kokomi: ohhh

Dehya: @Jean can I apply for someone to be my roommate

Jean: It depends, who is it?

Dehya: She's not attending this school but-

Jean: We can't do anything if they don't attend the school

Dehya: please

Jean: Unfortunately that's against school policy

Dehya: fine

Dehya: i'm gonna do it anyway lol

Dehya: OH FUCK

Dehya: WRONG CHAT

Diluc: we can see that

Dehya: who are you

Diluc: i'm you but whitewashed and old

Diluc: kaeya stole my phone ignore that

Kaeya: I did no such thing

Diluc: fuck you

Gorou: where's the other two? Layla and Alhaitham?

Dehya: oh them

Nilou: they don't really enjoy meeting new people that much...sorryyy

Candace: nilou stop sugarcoating it

Dehya: how it really is

Dehya: is that layla's just passed out in the dorm bed and Alhaitham doesn't give a shit about the people here just the curriculum

Jean: Has everyone found their dorms?

Nilou: yes we have thank you!

Venti: no we haven't

Xingqiu: venti not us we've been here since the beginning

A/N: THANKS FOR READING!! ...me? forgetting about this for two weeks and doing my homework instead of this because i procrastinated too much? never ahahaha what are you talking about

my prayers have been answered. kazuha's coming back 😭😭😭✨✨✨ i have like 70% of his shit farmed but the vv domain hates me :')

good luck for whoever you're saving up for!! and have a slightly better day because my weird humour made you laugh (hopefully) <3

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