8. Locking three gays in a room and watching them on CCTV

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Mission: HeiKazuScara

Hu Tao: THEY'RE IN THE ROOM BABYYYYY

Yanfei: This is so exciting! Let me get out my casebook

Albedo: kaeya why are you here I already told you you can't come

Kaeya: and I ignored you

Albedo: sigh

Albedo: @Ayato can you adjust camera number 2, I can't see Scaramouche's face

Ayato: done

Xingqiu: scaramouche's facial expression is the most crucial

Ningguang: Why

Xingqiu: because we need to see the very rarely glimpsed gay panic

Yoimiya: does he talk like this all the time

Jean: It's all over his essays

Xingqiu: quite right, my liege

Chongyun: he's commissioned albedo to do gay fanart before

Xingqiu: sadly he does not do nsfw

Xinyan: bro

Xinyan: that's fucking creepy

Xiangling: glad we share a room with each other and not him <3

Xinyan: 💗

Hu Tao: omg omg LOOK at heizou's FACE

Yanfei: huh?

Yanfei: OH MY GODDDD

Gorou: heaven help us

Diluc: what. is. that.

Kaeya: ooh diluc's watching this too?

Kaeya: how interesting

Diluc: stfu

Kaeya: wishing for what you can't have?

Diluc: I SAID STFU

Noelle: What's Heizou's face doing?

Jean: don't worry about it Noelle

Noelle: Okay...

Venti: LMAO HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED, SUICIDAL AND HORNY AT THE SAME TIME

Jean: Venti stop talking

Venti: NO LOL THIS IS TOO FUNNY I,,,, HAHAHAHHAA,,

Venti: JJRKWWM,D.D..MLQ32O23JKRMWLD;MDDSMLA;;,#oj%$i

Jean: @Zhongli can you take away Venti's phone

Venti: OJ NP YPU DPNT'T YPOU BLOCKINHEAD I'LL FUCKING MUTDER YOUR GINER BITCWJENJF FMEQWALSMLFE721U3IK2R,./Ghjnwkndmemcr

Zhongli: Done

Tartaglia: I'd be scared for my life except this is Venti we're talking about

Xiao: i'm fifty meters away from you and rapidly approaching

Chongyun: is that xiao or venti

Tartaglia: what

Tartaglia: IWIREFNKFDKWSSSSSSSSSSS

Kokomi: guess we'll never know

Yoimiya: is Kazuha shaking like some fucking dollar store maraca

Ayaka: He's nervous??

Ayaka: He's so calm all the time

Xingqiu: tis the gay panic

Venti: he is sweating my lord

Venti: im so proud of my children

Xiao: children...?

Venti: i count every anemo vision holder as my child

Xiao: wh

Venti: except you Xiao you're my husband

Xiao: ok

Zhongli: Your 'children' appear to have very active sweat glands

Venti: oh that's not a genetic thing that's just a gay thing

Zhongli: Interesting...

A/N: bet yall thought i was dead. surprise bitch i'm not

also THE NEW GENSHIN TRAILER?? (spoilers) XIAOVEN INTERACTION REAL XIAOVEN INTERACTION REAL

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