Mission: HeiKazuScara
Hu Tao: THEY'RE IN THE ROOM BABYYYYY
Yanfei: This is so exciting! Let me get out my casebook
Albedo: kaeya why are you here I already told you you can't come
Kaeya: and I ignored you
Albedo: sigh
Albedo: @Ayato can you adjust camera number 2, I can't see Scaramouche's face
Ayato: done
Xingqiu: scaramouche's facial expression is the most crucial
Ningguang: Why
Xingqiu: because we need to see the very rarely glimpsed gay panic
Yoimiya: does he talk like this all the time
Jean: It's all over his essays
Xingqiu: quite right, my liege
Chongyun: he's commissioned albedo to do gay fanart before
Xingqiu: sadly he does not do nsfw
Xinyan: bro
Xinyan: that's fucking creepy
Xiangling: glad we share a room with each other and not him <3
Xinyan: 💗
Hu Tao: omg omg LOOK at heizou's FACE
Yanfei: huh?
Yanfei: OH MY GODDDD
Gorou: heaven help us
Diluc: what. is. that.
Kaeya: ooh diluc's watching this too?
Kaeya: how interesting
Diluc: stfu
Kaeya: wishing for what you can't have?
Diluc: I SAID STFU
Noelle: What's Heizou's face doing?
Jean: don't worry about it Noelle
Noelle: Okay...
Venti: LMAO HE LOOKS CONSTIPATED, SUICIDAL AND HORNY AT THE SAME TIME
Jean: Venti stop talking
Venti: NO LOL THIS IS TOO FUNNY I,,,, HAHAHAHHAA,,
Venti: JJRKWWM,D.D..MLQ32O23JKRMWLD;MDDSMLA;;,#oj%$i
Jean: @Zhongli can you take away Venti's phone
Venti: OJ NP YPU DPNT'T YPOU BLOCKINHEAD I'LL FUCKING MUTDER YOUR GINER BITCWJENJF FMEQWALSMLFE721U3IK2R,./Ghjnwkndmemcr
Zhongli: Done
Tartaglia: I'd be scared for my life except this is Venti we're talking about
Xiao: i'm fifty meters away from you and rapidly approaching
Chongyun: is that xiao or venti
Tartaglia: what
Tartaglia: IWIREFNKFDKWSSSSSSSSSSS
Kokomi: guess we'll never know
Yoimiya: is Kazuha shaking like some fucking dollar store maraca
Ayaka: He's nervous??
Ayaka: He's so calm all the time
Xingqiu: tis the gay panic
Venti: he is sweating my lord
Venti: im so proud of my children
Xiao: children...?
Venti: i count every anemo vision holder as my child
Xiao: wh
Venti: except you Xiao you're my husband
Xiao: ok
Zhongli: Your 'children' appear to have very active sweat glands
Venti: oh that's not a genetic thing that's just a gay thing
Zhongli: Interesting...
A/N: bet yall thought i was dead. surprise bitch i'm not
also THE NEW GENSHIN TRAILER?? (spoilers) XIAOVEN INTERACTION REAL XIAOVEN INTERACTION REAL
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