Mission: HeiKazuScara
Diluc: why
Diluc: is EVERYONE in this school gay
Kaeya: why not
Kaeya: are you homophobic 🤨
Diluc: no you fucking idiot I'm also gay
Mona: this is probably the part where we replace the Teyvat flag at the front of the school with a rainbow pride flag
Beidou: I'll fund it
Ningguang: you have no money though
Beidou: by I'll I meant we'll
Ningguang: sigh
Ningguang: it's in my shopping cart
Ayaka: The flag is getting replaced?
Yoimiya: YEAH FUCK TEYVAT WE'RE GAY COUNTRY NOW
Thoma: "fuck teyvat"? teyvat's our home shut
Yoimiya: no lol
Venti: is that friendly banter
Thoma: no we hate each other
Yoimiya: yep
Venti: yeah that's friendly banter
Ayaka: it is?
Venti: hello pure one, we need to get you more friends
Ayaka: you would do that?
Ayato: don't get her any dirty minded ones
Venti: I AM a dirty minded one
Ayaka: what's dirty minded?
Aether: so holy
Lumine: I forgot what it was like to be innocent
Jean: you're getting a little off topic
Xingqiu: my lieges
Xingqiu: any ideas for the sailing of the ship
Hu Tao: murder one of them and unite them in their grief
Yanfei: put them in a debate with the topic 'are you gay for each other'
Kaeya: tie their shoelaces together and make them kiss
Lumine: that only works for two people not three
Kaeya: we could tie two together first and then tie one of the two with the other one
Aether: that made no sense
Mona: pay all of them to confess?
Zhongli: There are many things that cannot be accomplished with the use of Mora.
Mona: damn
Tartaglia: even with a LOT of mora?
Zhongli: Unlikely
Tartaglia: what if I paid you to confess to me
Zhongli: Confess what?
Tartaglia: never mind
Zhongli: Childe do you have something you want to tell me?
Tartaglia: no no xiansheng it's nothing
Zhongli: If you insist
Yae Miko: What if we make them do an escape room together and secretly lock them in there
Kokomi: causing them to gay panic
Kaeya: causing them to ask each other what's wrong because they're flustered
Xiangling: causing them to have a mental breakdown
Xingqiu: causing them to tearfully confess to each other
Yoimiya: WHILE FIREWORKS EXPLODE IN THE AIR!!
Sayu: STOP WITH THE CAPITALS I'M SLEEPING
Ningguang: They won't be able to see the fireworks inside the escape room
Ei: this is an interesting and emotionally complex plan
Jean: it relies on a lot of different factors
Venti: LET'S DO IT
Yae Miko: hehe
A/N: I'M BACK Y'ALL >:DDD today i FINALLY finished part 8 so i could post this draft that's been sitting in my works for...like a month and a half...
i'm so sorry for not publishing for so long!! been brainrotting on TGCF and MDZS recently haha, it's been really fun. i won't be abandoning this though, i always find that if i just start writing i can pump out like sixty pages of chatfic shit. so it's just a matter of starting.
if you've read to the end of my rambling, ty <3 stay safe and well!! and good luck on your pulls for the new sumeru characters :)
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