fast forward to after they get out of the escape room bcs i can't write romance
Mission: HeiKazuScara
Ayato: no one is allowed to mention what we saw to them ever.
Ayato: am i clear?
Keqing: What?
Keqing: Oh you're talking about the gays
Keqing: Don't bother telling them to zip their mouths
Keqing: obviously they're gonna blurt it out to them
Noelle: That's hurtful isn't it?
Barbara: Yes, privacy is important
Venti: not to us it isn't
Kaeya: what's privacy
Yoimiya: eheheheehehhehe the power we holdddddd
Yae Miko: Now now, what's the rush? We should keep this secret and use it as a bargaining chip~
Jean: this is not going to go down well
Genshin Group Chat (aka Chaos)
Kaeya: wow you guys your faces are all red are you okay?
Kazuha: there was red face paint in there and we got it on our faces
Kaeya: all three of you? 😉
Kazuha: y-yeah
Shikanoin Heizou: wejhat hej saidk
Shikanoin Heizou: srery camn't spekll
Xingqiu: You are shaking
Scaramouche: no fucking shit sherlock
Hu Tao: you seem more aggressive than usual
Hu Tao: would you like to take a rest in a coffin?
Scaramouche: fuck off bitch i'm not a creepy ass motherfucker who wants everyone to fucking die on the fucking spot
Xingqiu: he does seem more aggressive than usual
Yoimiya: are you guys ok?
Yoimiya: what happened in there
Kazuha: NOTHING
Shikanoin Heizou: EVRYTHIGN WMAS FIEN MWEH'RE FIJKNE
Scaramouche: FUCK OFF MATE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED OK?
Jean: We have new students!
Venti: again??
Xiao: not again
Tartaglia: finally people who won't hate me
Scaramouche: suffer
Jean: There are several students transferring here from Sumeru so we'll introduce some today and some across the next few days.
Xinyan: must be a lot of students
Xiangling: how many, do you think?
Kokomi: I'd say ten
Yoimiya: naw at least seven
Kujou Sara: that's even less
Yoimiya: so??
Jean added Collei, Tighnari and 3 others to this conversation
Jean: Everyone welcome Collei, Tighnari, Dori, Candace and Cyno!
Aether: Cyno?
Amber: COLLEI!!
Collei: Hi amber!
Amber: hi to cyno aswell
Lumine: waitwaitwait
Lumine: we saw cyno really far back didn't we @Aether
Aether: yeah the guy with the jackal hat
Cyno: it's not a hat
Cyno: hello amber
Tighnari: This school has burn marks all over the hallways
Cyno: that's a good omen
Candace: no one cleaned them?
Dori: they probably can't afford cleaners
A/N: okay look it's not a fucked up update schedule if it's only a genshin patch apart
i'm so behind on the new characters that i'm just throwing them all in lol! The update after the next will have the rest of the sumeru characters up to 3.5. mika comes later because...because.
best of luck with the new banners, win all your 50/50s, fuck what the world thinks and keep slaying :)
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