13. Possibly kidnapping and other shenanigans

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Amber: what the heck is that sound

Noelle: What sound?

Barbara: I don't hear anything...

Jean: Everyone please wait in their dorms while the teachers investigate

Venti: nah bro i gotta find out whats going on

Xiao: venti...come back to bed...

Venti: um

Venti: i

Venti: fuck it fine i'll come back goddamn it

Xiao: <3

Venti: tell me what happens @Kaeya

Kaeya: and what will i get in exchange?

Venti: our next trip to the bar is-

Xiao: venti

Venti: ...not happening

Venti: um

Venti: dms

Diluc: what is happening

Albedo: shit's going on wtf

Albedo: wh

Albedo: the fuck is in my room??

Eula: dude chill

Eula: im just dropping smth off

Albedo: it's moving

Albedo: eula.

Albedo: what did you bring me

Eula: just a present

Eula: im sure you're lonely in here all by yourself

Albedo: it suits me just fine thank you

Eula: so i got you something

Albedo: oh FUCK NO

Eula is now an admin

Eula added Mika

Eula is no longer an admin

Eula: congrats albedo...

Albedo: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE I'LL BURN YOU IN ACID AND DISSECT YOUR BODY

Eula: you have a roommate :)

Mika: it's- really dark

Eula: it's also 12am

Albedo: AND AT FUCKING MIDNIGHT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Mika: um

Mika: hello?

Albedo: hi ignore everything that im saying it's not directed at you

Albedo: 🚫Message was redacted by admin

Albedo: 🚫Message was redacted by admin

Albedo: FUCK YOU

Albedo: 🚫Message was redacted by admin

Albedo: 🚫Message was redacted by admin

Albedo: ❕ Message was too long

Eula: im sure that essay was a literary masterpiece about how you're going to murder me in my sleep

Albedo: i won't be so kind

Albedo: i'll do it while you're awake

Albedo: with the speed of this school's internet

Eula: damn that's some slow ass shit

Albedo: and a metal ruler

Albedo: also a wood chipper

Eula: lol

Amber: eula please stop talking

Eula: why

Amber: otherwise you're going to die

Eula: am i though

A/N: YOOOO AN UPDATE?? NO WAY

hello hello hello! i hope all kazuha/alhaitham wanters are kazuha/alhaitham havers because GUESS WHAT I NOW HAVE BOTH :DDDD (ok tbf i had guaranteed and 73 pity for kazuha but like. i got alhaitham. at 78 pity. and i have not farmed a single thing for this man) ...kaveh i have your husband please come home

i still have five chapters of this to write and then i'm done i swear this is becoming an obligation

BYE LOVE YOU ALL GOOD LUCK <333


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