3. Internet breaks, fourth wall breaks, Scaramouche is gay

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Venti: oh fuck

Jean: Why did the internet and electricity Teyvat-wide have to go out at this particular moment

Diluc: NO

Kaeya: HA U NEVER BEAT ME

Diluc: STFU BEFORE I MAKE YOU

Albedo: how am I supposed to conduct experiments in the fucking dark

Diluc: use night vision goggles

Diluc: cheapo

Kaeya: alchemy requires really good eyesight mf

Diluc: bold of you to call me a motherfucker when you've fucked 99.9% of the mlm in the school

Kaeya: what can I say

Kaeya: I'm just that charming

Diluc: yeah right the only reason your I's are capitalized is because @claree_se's computer automatically does that in word and she can't be bothered to turn it off

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claree_se: Diluc stop breaking the fourth wall or I'll come kill you myself before Kaeya does

Diluc: JESEUS FUCKINWT CHRITSUH HOWD SHE GET IN HERE

claree_se: come on Diluc I'm the author I can do anything

claree_se: all of you behave

claree_se: if I see any of you permanently die this chatfic ends

Kaeya: oh fuck

Venti: wait nooo

claree_se: also @Venti xiao is lonely in the library rn go get your man

Venti: OK GOING

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Kaeya: how???

Albedo: don't ask

Kokomi: hi

Kokomi: whatd I miss?

Ayaka: nothing dw about it

Yoimiya: @Kokomi want popcorn?

Kokomi: yeah sure

Gorou: does anyone have sango pearls

Tartaglia: sango what

Yoimiya: shut up ginger

Tartaglia: :(((

Arataki Itto: oh yeah there are some in the schools' fountain

Jean: Itto how do you have your phone you're in detention

Arataki Itto: it may look like I am

Arataki Itto: but I am not

Jean: I can see you on your phone that is about to be confiscated

Arataki Itto: fuck

Arataki Itto: @Kuiikj SHihnioibu
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Arataki Itto: @JkUKi SHiknoBU
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Arataki Itto: @Shikanknoiin Hieozuo

Lumine: why does that actually look like someone's name

Kazuha: because it is

Kazuha: @Jean add him pls

Jean has added Shikanoin Heizou to this conversation

Jean: everyone welcome Shikanoin Heizou!

Kaeya: wait

Kaeya: ANOTHER new student??

Venti: oh red haired short boy with an anemo vision!

Venti: I remember you :)

Shikanoin Heizou: sup

Kazuha: hi heizou

Shikanoin Heizou: hey bestie

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Scaramouche: stop

Shikanoin Heizou: hi bestie number 2

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