17. I shamelessly and unceremoniously insert everyone from Fontaine

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Jean added Kirara to this conversation

Kaveh: OH YOU'RE THAT DELIVERY GIRL WHO KEEPS COMING TO MY DORM!

Kaveh: HI!!

Kirara: hello mister kaveh!

Kirara: do you enjoy komaniya express's service?

Kaveh: i do, thank you for doing god's work 🙏 i've never met a more reliable courier!

Kirara: >w<

Wanderer: cringe

Kazuha: leave her alone sweetheart

Shikanoin Heizou: i thought i was sweetheart :(

Kazuha: you're BOTH sweetheart

Ayato: ladies and gentlemen, they're openly gay at last

Keqing: FUCKING FINALLY

Yae Miko: oh my archons~

Venti: MY BABIES MY SKRUNKLIES I'M SO PROUD OF U 🥺🥺🥺 <3

Kirara: congratulations!

Kazuha: thank you, dear friends :)

Shikanoin Heizou: whiefknvek

Wanderer: ...thanks, i guess

Nahida: i'm so glad you're open about it now ^^

Wanderer: hmph

Beidou: does anyone have alcohol

Venti: depends, what for~

Beidou: ningguang snapped at me

Kaeya: oh shit what happened girlie

Beidou: i asked her where the tv remote was

Charlotte: what happened?? how come she was so irritable??

Beidou: w hot he fuc k

Kazuha: huh

Lumine: OH CHARLOTTE HEYYYY

Charlotte: HI TRAVELERS

Jean: how did you get into this chat

Charlotte: i have my ways

Charlotte: wouldn't be nearly as fun for me if i shared them

Aether: wait can you add everyone else from fontaine

Charlotte: ahh sure!!

Charlotte has added Lyney, Lynette and 9 others to the chat

Xiao: fuck not more people

Venti: come onnn let's make new friends!!

Venti: and we can try baguettes!!!!!!!!!

Wriothesley: just because we're from Fontaine doesn't mean we have baguettes on us at all times
Navia: you want baguettes? I have some!!

Wriothesley: that's navia for you

Chevreuse: Hi Ayaka, Ayato, Yoimiya :)

Yoimiya: CHEVREUSE HIIIIIIIII HOWVE YOU BEEN OMG MISSED YOU SM

Ayaka: Hello Chevreuse! It's delightful to see you again <3

Ayato: welcome

Neuvillette: hello everyone o(*°▽°*)o

Neuvillette: wriothesley you're not on break why are you messaging

Wriothesley: oops I've been caught ;)

Wriothesley: are you going to handcuff me now, chief justice?

Neuvillette: ...

Furina: wriothesley ew no one wants to see you being kinky

Faruzan: look at all these youngsters flooding in

Kaveh: ah hello madam Faruzan!

Faruzan: why hello kaveh

Faruzan: fighting with Alhaitham again?

Faruzan: I don't see him around

Kaveh: i-

Alhaitham: I congratulate Madam Faruzan for mastering the use of a smartphone

Faruzan: as you should, this newfangled fuckery is tough

A/N: because i draft all these in word docs and then paste them here, i sometimes make small changes in the wattpad version and one of those changes is the last text that faruzan sends goes from "thank you" to "as you should this newfangled fuckery is tough" LMAOOO

do you guys think faruzan would swear? be honest.

I GOT CHIORI IM SO HAPPY HAHA i got her at like. 37 pity which was already a shocker...and then when neuvillette came around i pulled for him AND I GOT HIM AT 29 PITY. and in the same ten-pull i got qiqi. so now i have guaranteed and i still have LOADS of wishes left over cause i hadn't wished since raiden. so uh. my raiden funds are ready let's just say

anyway i only have ONE CHAPTER LEFT TO WRITE!!! and then im probably gonna start writing another chatfic lol (perhaps on ao3). this is fun. but i dont have the time anymoreeeee (which is why there's a month/months between chapters BAHAHHAHA)

thank you for reading!!!!! have blessed & happy days and may u pull the characters u want 🫡

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