14. Kaeya writes the shortest, most heartfelt essay of all time

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Venti: it's a new fucking day goddamnit

Xinyan: technically it's 11:59 so not yet

Xingqiu: 24 more seconds

Xiao: everyone shut the fuck up except venti

Venti: <3

Amber: do you guys seriously not sleep?

Sucrose: Up doing experiments

Collei: sucrose how many have you done already

Sucrose: I think five?

Collei: and let me guess

Collei: you say 'one more experiment and i'll go to bed'

Collei: and then you don't :[

Sucrose: ummm

Sucrose: maybe

Collei: sucrose, you need to sleep

Sucrose: okay

Sucrose: just let me finish this last one

Collei: you better not start another one after this

Albedo: sorry collei i'd go and watch her

Albedo: but i can't wake up

Albedo: my fUCKING ROOMMATE

Eula: you're still welcome

Albedo: thank you, i don't FUCKING THINK

Kaeya: bedo come room with me :)))

Albedo: no

Kaeya: :(((

Diluc: you're still so pathetic

Kaeya: you know what Diluc

Diluc: what

Kaeya is typing...

Diluc: oh shit

Beidou: bro's typing an essay wtf

Venti: yes kaeyaaaa go ooooooff queeeen

Rosaria: this better be good

Kazuha: what's going on

Kokomi: oh hi we haven't seen you Heizou or the wanderer since the escape room

Kazuha: haha yeah we wanted to take a break for a while

Xingqiu: the man is shaking in his seat

Kazuha: shut up

Shikanoin Heizou: you can hold my hand if you're nervous

Shikanoin Heizou: FUCK

Shikanoin Heizou: WRONG CHAT

Shikanoin Heizou deleted a message

claree_se restored a message from the bin

Shikanoin Heizou: NO LET ME BE MORTIFIED IN PEACE

claree_se: shut up and be gay

Shikanoin Heizou: I'M AREAYD DOOGN THE SEOCN DONEEEE GODN FUCING DAMNIT

Shikanoin Heizou: UHFWEUFHUREFHERHHF

Wanderer: who the fuck do i need to kill

Kazuha: Xingqiu

Xingqiu: i didn't do shit

Kazuha: yes you did

Xingqiu: fine you gay ass hat wearing prick come get me

Chongyun: XINGQIU NO

Wanderer: worm

Rosaria: shut up you gay fucks, is kaeya done

Kaeya: Diluc, I'm done with giving in to your shit and teasing you and fighting and you ignoring me. This shit stops today. From now on I'm going to be so politely nice to you that you're going to want to throw up, and then pass out, and then never bother me again. I'm going to go on with my own life, without your scathing comments over my shoulder every second, and I'm going to fucking enjoy it.

Diluc: ...

Keqing: IT'S 12:24AM FUCK OFF AND GO TO SLEEP

A/N: can you tell i didn't know what to write for kaeya's essay. it would've been a lot longer if i bullshitted it and actually knew what people say to each other when they have a complicated and awkward relationship

yes. it's me. i'm alive. bet you didn't (and won't) see this coming :D

HOW WE FEELING ABOUT FONTAINE YALL. personally i'm still at the chasm quest with dainsleif (on purpose) but i read the wiki summary and...damn. there's some crazy shit going on. neuvillette tho? 10/10. if i lose my 50/50 for zhongli in phase 2 i'll pull for him he's too cute.

GOODLUCK FOR YOUR PULLS EVERYONE :D ANYONE WHO WANTS LYNEY AND/OR LYNETTE, THERE'S A MAGIC BOY AND CATGIRL COMING YOUR WAY *yoinks them over* AND IF YOU WANT FREMINET...SIKE LOL I WANT HIM TOO ADIOS

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