Aether: u ever look at two people talking and go damn, they gay asf
Xinyan: bro wtf
Lumine: Alhaitham and kaveh
Kaveh: yes hello
Lumine: you two are the gayest people i have ever met
Kaveh: w-what???
Alhaitham: i am gay
Kaeya: what about me :(
Aether: you're close dw
Xinyan: do yall have a list or smth
Lumine: we do actually
Aether: ye abt that...
Aether: i lost it
Lumine: you WHAT
Aether: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Lumine: THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU MORON
Xingqiu: anddddd they're off
Chongyun: is lumine holding her sword
Venti: ehe
Keqing: that was so out of context why would you say that
Venti: free country
We Meet Up At 1AM Because This Group Chat Has No Responsible Adults (Except Diluc)
Yoimiya: Yanfei didn't you say that what's-his-name would start attending here now
Yanfei: Baizhu?
Yanfei: yeah he was supposed to be here 4 minutes and 58.3 seconds ago idk where he went
Yoimiya: why were you-
Aether: don't ask
Lumine: it's Yanfei
Xingqiu: i believe he withdrew after he kidnapped venti and xiao almost killed him
Yoimiya: damn :( no new friends
Xinyan: bro how lonely are you
Hu Tao: not as lonely as the people in my basement
Hu Tao: *bodies
Yoimiya: i'm not lonely, i have ayaka
Yoimiya: i just like new people
Xingqiu: books are better than people
Xingqiu: except Chongyun yun yun's the best
Chongyun: <3
Yanfei: none of you are better than the law
Hu Tao: again, darling, you've been to jail
Diluc: so we're going to ignore the fact that Hu Tao said she has bodies in her basement?
Kaeya: we're not ignoring it
Kaeya: it's a conversation factor, take it and go
Diluc: fine
Venti: @Hu Tao can i visit the bodies in your basement?
Hu Tao: what for? the dead aren't much for conversation, you know
Venti: i need drinking buddies
Chongyun: didn't xiao say if you drank again he would break up with you-
Diluc: THEY'RE TOGETHER ALREADY??
Yoimiya: YOU DIDN'T KNOW???
Kaeya: SUCK MY-
Xingqiu: I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MORE PINING TOO BUT APPARENTLY THERE WAS A LACK OF MISCOMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE TWO
Xinyan: a lack of-
Xinyan: oh you mean they had good communication
Xinyan: yeah i was surprised too
Venti: ah, what to do! how could you have such little faith in my communication skills, hehe~
Yoimiya: ...
Xingqiu: ...
Kaeya: ...
Venti: jesus alright i get it no need to be rude yeesh
A/N: this is one of my favourite chapters purely because of the humour. the sillies. i love genshin. but yes!! new chapter less than a month!! wow magic
4.5 SPECIAL PROGRAM!! THE CAT EVENT HELLO?? SO CUTE!! and ofc the alchemy event looks cool asf. i expect to see albedo and sucrose in their element >:( and i can finally get neuvillette >:) i wish i could get chiori cause she looks so cool but alas my ass is f2p 😔
good luck for your pulls and enjoy autumn/spring!!
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