Ciarán Kirkland's Irish Coffee Mayhem!

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Due to watching how Mr. Resetti has gone to support resetting in Animal Crossing and saying that it may have been the coffee's influence, the idea of today's story has been born.

If the coffee from The Roost makes him say things like that, and with players suspecting it was Irish Coffee, why can't we have our version of that? Just for comedy purposes, that is.

We'll be seeing Ciarán Kirkland serving coffee to some residents of the island, but with the special touch that makes Irish Coffee exist. And it shall be chaos indeed.

Let's see what this goes like.

{Location: McCarthy's Irish Pub, San Nicolás de Los Garza...} ("Aran Ryan") [Punch-Out! Wii]

Ciarán Kirkland: Welcome! What will you be having today?

Aracely Saavedra: I heard you make coffee as well.

Ciarán Kirkland: Well, that's true.

Aracely Saavedra: June and I would like to have one cup of that.

Ciarán Kirkland: Daring today, are we?

June Moone: It's just coffee, Mr. Kirkland, nothing special.

Ciarán Kirkland: Alright, let's give the ladies what they want.

(He starts making the coffee)

Aracely Saavedra: So, how has your week been so far?

June Moone: It's been normal so far. Which makes me feel grateful.

Aracely Saavedra: That's great. I'll be collecting the maintenance in two days... Although, now I've been getting more work.

June Moone: Why?

Aracely Saavedra: There have been some new residents in our building, and I've had some more work to do in the reception area.

June Moone: I see. I've had it easy in the design studio where I work. Thank goodness there's no Enchantress in here...

Ciarán Kirkland: Here you have it, ladies.

Aracely Saavedra and June Moone: Thanks!

(They drink half the cup)

Aracely Saavedra: The cream of this coffee tastes different from the creams I normally use.

June Moone: This must be a special cream.

Amelia F. Jones: Good day, ladies. What are you drinking?

June Moone: Coffee.

Amelia F. Jones: Give us two of those as well.

Víctor Manuel Treviño González: I don't even drink coffee, but mine with milk, please.

Ciarán Kirkland: A daring relationship, eh? I like that.

Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: Come on, Sister, we never do anything as a family!

Cassidy Lizbeth of Nifl: It's not my fault you're so insistent with your religious views on our family outings, Jeannette.

Ciarán Kirkland: What would the ladies like to order?

Cassidy Lizbeth of Nifl: What are the others drinking?

Ciarán Kirkland: It's Irish Coffee. I don't recommend it to everyone due to how it's made.

Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: It's just coffee. It's nothing special.

Ciarán Kirkland: Would you be daring to try it?

Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: You insult us by saying we fear a simple coffee? You make me laugh. Give us that thing, and you'll be eating your words soon enough.

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