The New Life of Darkness / Lalatina Ford Dustiness in Anahuac 11!

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Today's story is about the new life of Lalatina Ford Dustiness, also known as Darkness the Paladin, who came from Konosuba into the residential complex known as Anahuac 11 in search of a new home.

The last time we saw her, she asked for a place to live in said residential community and she found the help of Tom Nook and his real-state business of Nook Homes. So, today marks the first day of Lalatina Ford Dustiness' new life in Anahuac 11.

What will Darkness / Lalatina Ford Dustiness' first day in Anahuac 11 will be like?

Let's find out!

{Location: Anahuac 11's Backyard, San Nicolás de los Garza...} ("Aloha Oe") [SpongeBob SquarePants]

Margarita Zavala: Thank you for coming to today's morning meeting. We'll start today with the inclusion of a new resident in our little family of neighbors. Please, come forward so we can meet you.

(Darkness walks closer)

Margarita Zavala: Please introduce yourself to us. We would be delighted to know who our new neighbor is.

Darkness: Hi! My name is Lalatina Ford Dustiness, also known as Darkness. I come from the Konosuba anime. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, and I hope we can get along as such good friends!

Margarita Zavala: Welcome, Miss Dustiness, to our family of neighbors. We hope you enjoy your stay.

Darkness: I'm sure I'll enjoy my stay. So, where do I sit?

Margarita Zavala: There's an empty chair next to Midori Gurin.

Darkness: ...Who's Midori Gurin?

Midori Gurin: (Raising her hand) Hi! I'm here!

Darkness: Oh, okay!

(She goes for her chair)

Margarita Zavala: Okay, today's meeting is now in session. So, our first topic is... Religious Madness?

Patrick Star: I proposed that topic by myself.

Margarita Zavala: ...What is your topic making mention about, Patrick?

Patrick Star: Oh, you know, it was proposed thanks to people like Hyness and Angie.

Hyness: My devotion to Void Termina isn't religious madness. So, don't put me in the same bag as Angie Yonaga.

Angie Yonaga: Nyahahaha! I don't have a religious madness either. I just like to be graced by Atua's divine will.

Komaru Naegi: But you have a common idea between you two. That you would sacrifice anything or anyone in the name of either Void Termina or Atua.

Bandana Waddle Dee: Well, I don't know anything about Angie Yonaga, but Hyness did sacrifice the Mage Sisters and himself to revive Void Termina in his desperation attack.

Angie Yonaga: Nyahahaha! I win!

Tsumugi Shirogane: Well, I don't think Angie's far away from his case. She does have ideas about making blood sacrifices to Atua. But she's never sacrificed someone in said rituals, so I guess she's clear. Maybe.

Angie Yonaga: Thank you, Shirogane.

Darkness: Then how do these said blood rituals work?

Angie Yonaga: All I need is a little bit of someone's blood. I mean, compared to Mr. Hyness over there, I'm quite harmless.

Zan Partizanne: And a weirdo.

Marx the Jester: You say that as if Hyness himself wasn't a weirdo as well. Or maybe even more than Angie.

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