Today's story is about Arkham Asylum, the madhouse of Gotham City's villains, which doesn't make a good job in keeping them away from the streets. Inspired by a recent playthrough of Lego Batman 1 for the Nintendo Wii.
Ah, Arkham Asylum, the place that is supposed to help the villains of Gotham City to redeem themselves for a better tomorrow. A place that has various breakouts at least once a week, but that keeps the villains inside its walls while they're there.
What could they be doing in their daily lives before breaking out for more villainies? That's what we'll find out!
Let's get started!
{Location: Arkham Asylum, Gotham City...} ("Arkham Asylum") [Lego Batman]
Harley Quinn: What's with the gloomy expression, Christie?
Christina: I should have been out of here 3 days ago! Who else is going to make sure that Batgirl doesn't mess with my Mistress again?!
Poison Ivy: You sure are overprotective of that officer, aren't you?
Christina: Hey, she was the best employer I had in a long time. I wouldn't change Officer Mariana for anything in the world.
Mr. Freeze: Loyalty is always appreciated.
Two-Face: (Playing with his coin)
The Riddler: Still with that coin, Dent? Can't you leave it aside for two minutes?
Two-Face: We could say the same about your necessity of making riddles every single day, Edward.
Scarecrow: You can't deny that is true.
Catwoman: Need some ice for that, Eddie?
The Riddler: Save the ice for your drink, Selina.
Harley Quinn: I've missed our moments like this.
Christina: You find everything funny, Quinzel.
Poison Ivy: That's how she works. She finds fun in what she does.
The Penguin: Tell your boss to honor her part of the deal we made.
Christina: She hasn't messed with your activities, Cobblepot. And I expect you to not double-cross us in this deal as well.
The Penguin: I'm a man of my word. I honor my deals in a fairly way.
The Mad Hatter: Did you bring a footstool to make the deal with Mariana?
The Penguin: Ha, ha. Very funny, Jervis. You should bring one as well since you're shorter than me.
Two-Face: You walked into that one, Jervis.
The Riddler: Go on, Selina, offer him some ice for that.
The Mad Hatter: Go solve sudoku or something, Edward.
Mr. Freeze: What else will we hear in this bickering?
Harley Quinn: You know, we get treated like freaks of society. So, by that definition, Batman should be here as well, don't you think?
The Penguin: You make a good point, Quinzel.
Christina: *Sigh* When am I getting out of here?
Poison Ivy: You know, if you miss our officer friend, then maybe I could help you with that?
Christina: I'm not changing my Mistress for someone like you, Ivy. Find someone else that may be desperate.
{Later...} ("Mysterious Piano") [Lego Batman]
Christina: *Sigh* I wish I had a ticket out of here...
(An explosion on the main doors occurs)
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