Today's story is about a very peculiar trio of characters from these stories, known as the "Very Religious Trio", which is formed by Hyness, Angie Yonaga, and Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia. Because these three have their beliefs above everything else or they're very devoted to them.
We have seen these three before in these stories, and we know how they act related to their religious beliefs. One of them loves Void Termina over anything else, the other praises Atua every minute of her existence, and the last one wanted to burn her enemies into ashes because her religion unfairly lost a Voting Tournament.
So, what would happen if we put these three in a group for a story? That's what we will see today.
Let's get this started!
{Location: Anahuac 11's Backyard, San Nicolás de los Garza...} ("Hyness' Theme") [Kirby Star Allies]
Hyness: Today is a lovely day for the Jambastion Cult to complete the revival ceremony of our glorious dark lord, Void Termina.
Angie Yonaga: Today is a lovely day to visit my dear friends and give them the blessing of our almighty divine Atua.
Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: Today is a good day to spend time with my fellow devotes and praise our divine Lord Duma.
Yang Xiao Long: Do you do anything else that doesn't revolve around your religious views or your divine devotion?
Angie Yonaga: What is wrong with talking about our deities?
Yang Xiao Long: Well, how can I say this? You don't even take a break from speaking to them! You and Hyness spend almost all day with either "Void Termina will be revived in this world!" or "Atua this, Atua that, Praise Atua!" without taking a break!
Hyness: ...
Yang Xiao Long: And not to mention that your friend over there may do the same in the Forest of the Plate. What happened in your lives for you to feel the need to talk about your religion almost all day long?
Hyness: I can answer that. Once upon a time, I used to be part of the Ancients. I even helped them to stop a Nightmare of a Galactic Crisis. I felt very proud of myself, for saving my race. And what were the thanks I got in return? BEING BANISHED TO THE FAR EDGE OF THE GALAXY! Void Termina was my salvation and my ticket for divine revenge against those backstabbers!
Angie Yonaga: My turn! I was a normal islander girl in the Polynesian Islands, who tried her best to make friends. I tried and tried, but sadly, all I got was rejection by others on my island. It seemed my life was going downhill, but then, Atua took pity on me, and he named me his divine messenger. From there, all I want is for my friends to be blessed by Atua, just like how I was blessed!
Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: I became a devoted follower of the Duma Faithful Cult very quickly since my mother was part of them. I embraced the ideals and believed that we were destined for greatness. And the Shadows in the Mirrors Voting Tournament proved that, until the disgraceful end. Since that day, I wouldn't rest until our glory was restored after SUCH A DISGRACEFUL MOMENT LIKE THAT!
Kokichi Ouma: Hey, Angie! Making friends with fellow creepy religious weirdos, I see!
Angie Yonaga: Hey, Kokichi!
Hyness: Who are you calling a "Religious Weirdo", eh?
Kokichi Ouma: Do you see any other religious weirdo aside from you three?
Yang Xiao Long: Heh.
Jeannette Annaletta of Zofia: A purple gremlin such as yourself dares to call me a weirdo, eh? Do you have a death wish?
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