A Dating Issue with the Humanized Pseudo-Legendary Pokémon!

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Today's story is another scenario with the humanized pseudo-legendary Pokémon from all Pokémon Generations since the Kanto Region and finishing with the Galarian Region.

But this time, they are back on a story that has Hydreigon as the protagonist in his mysterious date. And with the humanized settings, this means that Hydreigon-Chan is having a mysterious date in this story! How wonderful!

The pseudo-legendary Pokémon are back for another story, in their humanized versions, and with all the shenanigans that they can make on their own now that they don't have a trainer watching over them all day.

How will the mystery date go for Hydreigon-Chan? Let's see!

{Location: Genesis Harmonia's Home...} ("Honolulu March") [SpongeBob SquarePants]

Tyranitar-Kun: Okay, Hydreigon, in 4 minutes your date will arrive to see you. Are you ready?

Hydreigon-Chan: I am. But I'm not sure if I have enough money to pay for the date.

Garchomp-Chan: Don't worry about that, we have it covered.

Hydreigon-Chan: Really?!

Tyranitar-Kun and Garchomp-Chan: Yes, dude.

Tyranitar-Kun: You're our friend. We haven't seen you happy since... you exist.

Garchomp-Chan: Honestly, it feels good seeing you happy these last two weeks.

Hydreigon-Chan: Thank you so much, friends.

Tyranitar-Kun: And to ensure that everything goes out smoothly, we bought you this satellite antenna for ears.

Hydreigon-Chan: (Looking at the object) ...Are you sure that this thing is a satellite antenna?

Garchomp-Chan: I told you that was a Bluetooth earphone.

Hydreigon-Chan: Boys, I don't think this is necessary...

Garchomp-Chan: Try it on, you'll look good.

Hydreigon-Chan: Okay, then.

(She places it on her ear)

Hydreigon-Chan: How do I look?

Garchomp-Chan: You look like a waitress from Sanborns.

Tyranitar-Kun: You look like Markiplier without the talent he has.

Hydreigon-Chan: SCREW YOU GUYS!

Garchomp-Chan: Nah, it was a joke, you look great.

Hydreigon-Chan: And why do I have to use this?

Tyranitar-Kun: For communication by distance, in case you don't know what to do.

Hydreigon-Chan: Don't tell me you're going to do the classic idea of talking to me while I'm with my date?

Tyranitar-Kun and Garchomp-Chan: (Silence)

Tyranitar-Kun: Nah.

Garchomp-Chan: No. What made you think so?

Tyranitar-Kun: Why would we do that?

Garchomp-Chan: We're not that predictable, buddy.

Hydreigon-Chan: Okay. By any chance, do I have another choice?

Tyranitar-Kun: We have this face mask of Chayanne.

Hydreigon-Chan: And why would I want that?

Garchomp-Chan: The ladies love it.

Hydreigon-Chan: Honestly, where do you buy these things?

Tyranitar-Kun: AliExpress.

Garchomp-Chan: There's everything on that page, you can even buy services made by midgets.

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